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* tiny~dancer *

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About Me

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Jen's Philosophies on Life
1)Everyone is equal, and therefore no one is above having the piss taken out of them - not even me; for the ability to laugh at oneself is the most attractive feature a person can have.
2)There are two forms of vanity: vanity for yourself, and vanity for others. The difference is caring about how you look; and caring about what others think about you because of the way you look. The first is endearing, the latter, not so.
3)The key to happiness is knowing yourself.
4)Every guitar and every car should have a name.
5)Disgusting is nearly always good.
6)He who dares, wins.
7)Style never goes out of fashion.
8)What doesn’t kill you will only make you stronger.
9)Messy food always tastes the best.
10)Learn from your mistakes, they're yours to make.
11)Don't ask questions you don't really want the answers to.
12)Face all your problems head on, with the knowledge that you will come out stronger on the other side. Everything happens for a reason.
13)Your body is a temple. Even temple's need a challenge sometimes :p
14)Love thyself: just not too much.
15)Do not allow your wishes to distort your concept of reality.
16)What goes around comes around; you shall reap what you sew.
17)Nothing is indescribable, you just don't know enough words; emotions are simply words that haven't reached your tongue yet.
18)Laughter truly is the best medicine.
19)Take every opportunity you're given.
20) Don't be afraid to break the rules sometimes, to try new things and meet new people.
21)If some one needs help, be the one to give it to them - and don't be afraid to ask for help when you need to.
22)Take responsibility for your own actions.
23)Don't waste time with regrets or "if only's", play the hand your dealt with courage and enthusiasm.
24)You are never guaranteed a tomorrow.
25)If you don’t ask, you don’t get.
26)Life is a game: you can’t win if you don’t play.
27)FAILING IS NOT AN OPTION!

My Interests

Likes:
*Good Food*
*Good wine*
*Good music*
*Good company*
*My bedroom*
*My bed* ;-)
*To tease
*To be teased* :P
*Sexy and/or cute shoes*
*Pretty skirts*
*Stunning dresses*
*Dreams*
*Colour*
*Holidays*
*Presents*
*Photographs*
*Moving Words*
*Suprises*
*Sunshine*
*Snow*
*Spontinaity*
*Laughter*
*Rollercoasters*
*Waterfights*

Dislikes:
~Poor grammar~
~Grimsby~
~Rainclouds and Coldness~
~Falseness~
~Lies~
~Loss~
~Loneliness~
~Cowardice~
~Bad food~
~Bad wine~
~Bad music~
~Bad smells~
~Bad company~
~Bad people~ :(

I'd like to meet:

MCFLY! :P Billy Connolly - legend, Lee Evans, Paul Merton, David Jason, James Nesbitt, Chris Martin, Ashton Kutcher, Angelina Jolie, The Fonz! (aka Henry Winkler. I actually got to meet him in london - he's about 60 now and he wasn't playing Fonzi - but I got him to say "eeey, alright!" so I'm happy :] 1 down!) Michael Schumacher, Jensen Button, Felipe Massa & Lewis Hamilton; Trey Parker and Matt Stone, Jonny Wilks ;) Prince Wills and Prince Harry :) teehee

Music:

Jack Johnson
Mcfly
Gavin DeGraw
John Mayer
U2
Pete Murray
Missy Higgins
The Kooks
The Feeling
Stephen Fretwell
The Frattellis
Ben Folds
Frank Sinatra
Aerosmith
Coldplay
Status Quo
Matt Costa
The Shins
The Wallflowers
Ben Harper
Brendan Benson
Newton Faulkner
The Shadows
Maroon 5
Rufus Wainright
Queen
Teddy Geiger
Arctic monkeys
Paolo Nutini
James Morrison
Robin Thicke
Dashboard Confessional
Muse
The Klaxons
Red Hot Chilli Peppers
Foo Fighters
Jamie T
Josh Pyke
Hellogoodbye
Oasis
The Plain White T's
The Holloways
Jack Penate
Snow Patrol
Ray Lamontagne
Mumm-ra
Scouting for Girls
We Are Scientists
The Enemy
Maximo Park
Operator Please
Kate Walsh
gaaaaaaah LOOOOOOOADS of stuff

I have the most ecclectic iPod you will ever set eyes upon.

Movies:

TEAM AMERICA
Mean Girls
Scary Movie(s)
American Pie(s)
Shrek! (1, 2 & 3)
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory :D
Blood Diamond :']
Anchor man! :)
And anything containing Will Farrel, Ben Stiller, Owen Wilson and the Gang. Those guys are genius.

Television:

Simpsons :D
Little Britain
2 pints of larger
My Wife and Kids
That 70's show
SCRUBS
Would I Lie to You?
How I met your Mother
Kyle XY
Anything containing crude and basic humour :P
Hollyoaks - because of it's shitness.
Murphy's Law; Jekyll and GREY'S ANATOMY! (it's an addiction) :D

Books:

Fen (freya North), The Stephanie Plum Novels (Janet Evanovich), Da Vinci Code and others by Dan Brown, Harry Potter :)

Heroes:

Daddy :)
All my friends - cheesy but true
Schuey! Everyone in my 'music' list
The Fonz
Marylin Monroe
Twiggy

My Blog

novello

Someday my heart will awakeSomeday the morning will breakMusic will open my eyesShowing the skies golden with raptureMay be this gentle refrainSomeday day will echo againBringing my lover's caressMaki...
Posted by * tiny~dancer * on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 01:40:00 PST

Josh Groban - So She Dances

Isn't this just beautiful? :']A waltz when she walks in the roomShe pulls back the hair from her faceShe turns to the window to sway in the moonlightEven her shadow has graceA waltz for the girl out o...
Posted by * tiny~dancer * on Fri, 10 Aug 2007 07:20:00 PST

Men and Women

Why must we always be the one's to compromise?And why must we always hide the tears in out eyes? And why should we pretend that we don't need you to be there?And why can't you show us that you care?I...
Posted by * tiny~dancer * on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 05:41:00 PST

So True it Hurts...

To every girl who is scared to put her HEART out there again, because she has been hurt too many times, or so badly... To every girl that has been CHEATED on, because she's NOT a slut who g...
Posted by * tiny~dancer * on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 11:04:00 PST

The Unsolvable Problem

I've written a new song =) Weary is my body, Crimson are my eyes,I'm wracking my brain for the best compromise;But where do I look for the answers I seek?This situation's tragic! there's nowhere to tu...
Posted by * tiny~dancer * on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 02:00:00 PST

Go placidly

DESIDERATA Go placidly amid the noise and haste, And remember what peace there may be in silence. As far as possible without surrender be on good terms with all persons. Sp...
Posted by * tiny~dancer * on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 09:09:00 PST

superman

You're holding me a little tighter, Lingering a little longer, Why can't you just tell me what is wrong? You're distant and distracted and your Heart rate's underactive Was I right? Did I know it all...
Posted by * tiny~dancer * on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 01:44:00 PST

A perfect guy

Every girl dreams that one day she will find a guy that does these things for her. even the smallest action can have the BIGGEST impact in someones life." give her one of your t-shirts to sleep in." l...
Posted by * tiny~dancer * on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 02:05:00 PST

questions about me answered by zo <3

1) What's this persons name?Jen, Lezzer.. Anything but Jennifer hehe.2) Do you trust them?Of course! She knows my deepest darkest secrets after all ;) And the person I'd turn to when sad :(3) Where...
Posted by * tiny~dancer * on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 09:52:00 PST

Free

What am I to you?Just something else to do?Something to amuseas time passes by?What are you to me?Another place to be.Something to confuseWhat I want, and what I need...You are the master of disguiseY...
Posted by * tiny~dancer * on Wed, 14 Mar 2007 09:11:00 PST