Jess

I love to laugh and have a ridiculously immature sense of humor. I love music and just don’t get how some people can hear a good song and not feel the urge to move a little. I love to dance too, but it often takes more than a few drinks to put those skills, or lack thereof, on display. I’ve got lots of pet peeves, but I’d say my top three are stupid people, jackasses who can’t drive, and people who are chronically late. There are two big things I want before I die - a house on the beach and Red Sox season tickets. I’d love to get married, but refuse to settle. I spent too much of my young life trapped and unhappy and won’t do it again. I love food and my favorite thing to do is go out to eat with family or friends. I am not a girl that’s ashamed to eat. I love bacon and cheese and rarely eat salads unless there is bacon or cheese on them. I love having a full tank of gas. It gives me the feeling that I can go anywhere. I love being in a car with my friends when a great song comes on and we all belt out the words together. Christmas and my birthday are the two best days of the year and I celebrate both of them for months. I don’t like being the center of attention unless I’m drunk. Then I love it. Unless I’m too drunk. I have a weakness for fabulous shoes, but am too cheap to buy anything that doesn’t come from an outlet or discount store. I love free stuff, even if it’s crap I don’t need. Condiments gross me out. Except ketchup. I have an awesome family and had the best childhood until I became a junior high nerd. I like to quote movies and it drives my mom nuts. Mostly because she never gets any of them. I spend entirely too much time on MySpace.