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YourOlympicHero

Intensity, Integrity, Intelligence

About Me

My name is Bruce. I'm 21 years old. I am a college student when I get around to it. I work for Olympia Entertainment and I'm a volunteer youth counselor for an awesome youth group in Southwest Detroit called the Columbian Squires. I love comedy; whether it be writing it, directing it, telling jokes, or experiencing other people's senses of humor.
Spend time with your kids, so Peyton Manning doesn't.

My Interests

Comedy, Movies, Wrestling, Red Wings, Tigers, Democrats, Hockey, The Legend of Zelda, Music, TV, Pop Culture, Tattoos, Writing, Detroit, Adventure, Rescuing Damsels in Distress, Hanging Out

Music:

Led Zeppelin, Metallica, Johnny Cash, Kid Rock, Big and Rich, Brad Paisley, Nickelback, Black Sabbath, AC/DC, Bob Seger, Jonny Lang, White Stripes, Motorhead, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Live, Matchbox 20, Seether, Hinder, Shinedown, Daughtry, Guns n Roses, Shakira, Blake Lewis, Bon Jovi, Chris Cornell, Dragonforce, Evanescence, Foo Fighters, Green Day, Journey, Joe Satriani, Kenny Wayne Sheppard, Queen, Saliva, Santana, The Killers, U2, Wolfmother, Buckcherry, 3 Doors Down

Movies:

Mission Impossible, Jurassic Park, Walk the Line, Napoleon Dynamite, Old School, Animal House, Caddyshack, Super Troopers, Out Cold, Gladiator, 61, Million Dollar Baby, Office Space, The Natural, Tremors, Shawshank Redemption, Jackass Number Two, The Lord of the Rings, Anchorman, The Departed, Sin City, Pulp Fiction, Wedding Crashers, Smokin Aces, Borat, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Talladega Nights, Mystic River, Something the Lord Made, Beerfest, Mystery Alaska, Superbad, Halloween, Army of Darkness, Pirates of the Caribbean, Mister Smith Goes to Washington, 300, 40 Year Old Virgin

Television:

Heroes, LOST, Raw, Impact, The Office, Daily Show, Colbert Report, West Wing, Seinfeld, My Name is Earl, Saturday Night Live, Boston Legal, Rescue Me, Late Show with David Letterman, Late Night with Conan O Brien, Third Watch, American Idol, Reno 911, Afro Samurai, Robot Chicken, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, ER, House, Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends

Books:

America: The Book, Napalm and Silly Putty, One Teddy Bear is Enough!, Nature, Medea, The Outsiders, Animal Farm, Julius Caesar, To Kill a Mockingbird, Pride and Prejudice, Self-Reliance, As I Lay Dying, Death of a Salesman, Leaves of Grass

Heroes:

Steve Yzerman, David Letterman, Kurt Angle

My Blog

LIVE

With everything that's transpired over the past 24 hours, it was good to leave reality and escape to a place I've wanted to go for a long, long time.  I can now cross off one of the things I want...
Posted by YourOlympicHero on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 10:06:00 PST

Slim Pickings

Ken Holland must have lost his cell phone because apparently the Red Wings haven't spoken to anyone about playing here.  Yeah, we signed Rafalski, but we lost Lang, Calder, Bertuzzi, and Schneide...
Posted by YourOlympicHero on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 08:51:00 PST

Nevermind

Ryan Smyth just signed with the other Red Wings' rival: the Avalanche.
Posted by YourOlympicHero on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 08:56:00 PST

Defense wins every time

The Red Wings signed Brian Rafalski today to a five year contract shortly after Matthieu Schneider signed a two year deal with our now rival Anaheim Ducks.I didn't think Schneider would come back, but...
Posted by YourOlympicHero on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 08:10:00 PST

Broken Heart

I love the Red Wings, and unless you know someone on the team or in the organization, then there isn't another guy that loves them more than I do.  They were just eliminated by the Anaheim Ducks....
Posted by YourOlympicHero on Wed, 23 May 2007 09:21:00 PST

Western Conference Finals

Kiprusoff, Iginla, and the Calgary Flames.Nabokov, Thornton, and the San Jose Sharks.Giguere, Pronger, and the Anaheim Ducks.The road to the Cup just isn't getting any easier.  I hope Babcock rem...
Posted by YourOlympicHero on Tue, 08 May 2007 11:09:00 PST

Wings Sharks, 2-2

All tied up, so home ice is back for Detroit.  Robert Lang is everybody's favorite Red Wing now until the puck drops on Saturday.
Posted by YourOlympicHero on Thu, 03 May 2007 11:02:00 PST

Hey, HEY, HOCKEYTOWN!!!!

The Red Wings begin the Quest for the Cup against the Calgary Flames this Thursday at the Joe Louis Arena.  Hell yes, I'm going.LET'S GO RED WINGS!
Posted by YourOlympicHero on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 10:34:00 PST

My idol is again employed

To you, this is nothing, but to me (and millions of wrestling fans for that matter), I'm still trying to close my mouth from this jawdropping announcement:TNA WRESTLING MAKES TWO MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENTS S...
Posted by YourOlympicHero on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 10:57:00 PST

This is why he's my idol.

To all my respective fans in WWE/ECW,The letter you are about to read is not from WWE, nor from my agent, but from me- Kurt Angle -to all my fans.This is my personal Thank You' straight from my heart,...
Posted by YourOlympicHero on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 09:05:00 PST