I was just considering the concept of Winnie the Pooh. Pooh obviously has an eating disorder, can't keep his fucking mits out of the honey jar. Tigger is the coveted ADHD to the limit of being so annoying that he should be shot with a tranquilizer dart. Piglet has an intensive anxiety disorder where he worries about everything and really just needs some valums to calm down. Rabbit is an obsessive compulsive farmer who really should fix the problem he has with those birds with a .22 and stop trying to use a scarecrow. Kanga and Rue show typical parent-child separation issues where the mother wont get the titty out of the childs mouth and kick their ass out the door. And this whole world circles around Christopher Robin; the schizophrenic kid who has complete conversations with his stuffed animals.
