The name is Ryan Danger Lambert, but you probably know me as dirty steve, dirtbag, dirt Mcgirt, or any of my many other aliases containing the word "dirt". i like to bowl and anyone who thinks they can beat me at flip cup or tetris better think again. i can shred a mean riff, i party a lot and i like chillin with my boys JAMES J-DUB WEHRS(he will stomp you at any video game, any time. and he could be the most clutch beer pong player i have ever seen), COREY MOTHER FUCKING MORRISON(nothin phases him, he's invincible. and ice is no match for his skull), CAVEMAN CARTER ROWLEY (his driving skills are extrordinary, and he's got my back so dont fuck with us), NICK JOSEPH(he will dominate you at any sport, period), WHITEY(he may be white, but he can jam like hendrix and M.J.), and CARMEN "TOKYO DRIFTER" RAUSCH(he is 1/4 japanese and his house burnt down). as well as a few others. righ now im goin to osu-newark for engineering, i guess thats pretty much it. oh and if you're a guy that uses less cups in beer pong to "save beer" or if you have your collar popped. dont attempt to talk to me, you're a disgrace.
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