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WAX

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About Me

Once upon a time there was a small village in the hills. This was a happy peaceful village. The people who lived there were content with their simple lives, farming their fields and tending their orchards. Everything was fine until one day a dragon came and ate everyone and everything, except a chicken named Jessica and a Cow named Brittany who managed to escape by hiding in vats of tofu (dragons love tofu normally but this one was allergic so he passed it buy for a little boy covered in chocolate; parents keep your kids clean incase of dragon attach). The moral? Does it matter everyone died but a cow and chicken that were named after pop stars.I'm a biology student (microbiology is my intended major) at Sierra College. I want to teach there when I'm done with my masters degree in microbiology, when I get it. In my spare time at school I play with microscopes and bacteria, for fun.I'm a BIG (is there a larger font for this?) fan of Futurama, The Simpsons and the Family guy, as well as most cartoons geared toward an more mature audience plus the ones for younger persons too. I just like cartoons.Getting outside is the best thing to do with spare time, for me anyway. I love to hike and explore all those messy organisms and the places they live. I do this by myself a lot, poor me, or with a friend, Andrew who doesn't tell "uhm, can we talk about something OTHER then nature..." like all my other friends.I can cook like the devil, well maybe not the devil because he probably cooks weird Cajun food that is weird. Ok I can cook like Jamie Oliver. I love to cook and even more then that I like to serve it to people, dinner parties with tons of food and people to eat it all + wine and beer ROCK.I’m a morning person, it’s morning right now and I’m in a very loquacious mood. I love that word, it means talkative or full of words.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Nice people who like to get outdoors and learn about the world around them in a positive way. Or people who like ot watch hours of cartoons and eat food. Yeah, that about covers it. Or any combination of the above.

My Blog

Read this shit. Does anyone fall for this?

This was sent to me on a gay dating site. Some fat mormon guy wrote this to me in some weird atempt to get into my pants. What is your sexual fantasy; I want to make it happen&&..here's one I lik...
Posted by WAX on Fri, 04 May 2007 02:56:00 PST

No one really wants the truth

People don't actually want to know the truth, unless it's what they want to hear. People don't really like kindness unless its focused on them. People don't want nice friends unless those friends are ...
Posted by WAX on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 04:01:00 PST

FACT!

"there needs to be a class taught on how to kiss and how to suck dick. ifyou don't pass then you're straight."lapin_it_up, MANHUNT.NET
Posted by WAX on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 03:15:00 PST

And then I'd say things

And then I'd open my mouth, " Wow,  you avoid even simplests math questions?" pause..." read it on your MYSPACE, in that thing you wrote under general"  I really want to use words like laund...
Posted by WAX on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 07:50:00 PST

pink shirt

At 10 am Saturday morning, while i was in the middle of constructing a greenhouse using instructions writen so that the reader kills them self before finishing the building process, my sister called t...
Posted by WAX on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 08:29:00 PST

A Sorta Neverland

 there is this place, far away. Everone there is from somewhere different. Everyone knows how to hail a cab. Everyone can sware in at least 5 differnt languages. It's a place full of everything. ...
Posted by WAX on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 05:10:00 PST

Not a real BLOG

Ok, Ok, Attention everyone!!!I would just like to say that I was HONORED with " THE PRIVILAGE" tonight. I know what all of you are saying. You are saying "who cares?" and "what is this God Damned "PRI...
Posted by WAX on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 12:40:00 PST

Oh Your God!!

You know that feeling you get after great sex, or a really good interview where they hire you on the spot, or winning something really big, or really good weed ( this last one is for some special. You...
Posted by WAX on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 09:02:00 PST

Ouch

My sister strapped a stick of dynomite to my chest the other day while we were fishing in alaska. It hurt. Then I woke up which was really annoying because I wanted to see what she would do next. Gee,...
Posted by WAX on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 09:42:00 PST

hmmm, I forget

do you ever forget that people exist? You know, normel everyday people you hang out with. I don't mean that you are bored with them and that you have other things to do, just that you sit in bed all d...
Posted by WAX on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 09:35:00 PST