Remember that show, Simon and Simon, well there was a guy on an episode who looked just like my third grade teacher, who was a woman incedentally. Well, I want to meet that guy and ask him if he ever gets mistaken for a woman named Mrs. Stevens from Port Gibson, and if he does I just want to know what that's like, and say to him "Hey, Mrs Stevens was a fine lady, and she only had four fingers on her right hand."