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****************************************************What Your Face Says
At first glance, people see you as down to earth and reliable.
Overall, your true self is moody and dynamic.
With friends, you seem dramatic, lively, and quick to react.
In love, you seem like a huge flirt.
In stressful situation, you seem like you're oblivious to the stress. What Do People Think Of Your Face?******************************************************* ***LIKES: accents, vodka, The Wonderful World of Bingham Necessary, bed, the band name 'badly spelt vagina', Billie Joe, randomness, stacking coins, drunken text messages, the chase, scouserisms, swing music, smoking, looking at open wounds, especially if they have a lot of pus, winning bets, scars, msn messenger, purple, star signs, girls with scraped knees, sitting in the pub all day, perfumes (hint hint), swirls, DR G Medical Examiner, laughing, people who make me laugh, men in uniform..mmm.., purple swirls, the first love, purple tulips, salt and vinegar, Larry Lazlo, ulcers and bonjela, Lush massage bars, chips and garlic mayo, cats ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ........................................................DISL IKES: feet, nail clippers - they're evil!, people who tell you how engines work, when songs get stuck in your head, hair anywhere it shouldn't be, babies, people who get up early, feet on display when eating, weddings, mushrooms, people who talk about babies, when boys get stuck in your head (not literally of course!), dirty finger nails, possessive people, people messing with cheese, the tax on cigarettes, long toe nails - well feet of any description, postmodernism, people who are acepants, fifty/mixed/or brown bitter drinkers, grey pubes, George Bush, work, people who let you down when you've made plans, armpit hair. - shit, my dislikes is longer than my likes - what does that say about me? ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ....MY PERFECT MAN...Ade's forearms...Sean's lower biceps...Mike's neck and his manly smoking...Wavey Davey's backs of arm and Eddie Lizzard tattoo... Husband Ste's stomach - with that tattoo...Gram's waist...Andy's mole and dimples...Jim's knees (when sitting down in jeans!)... Del's eyes...Jacko's eye colour...Jaquesy's eyebrows...Ash's sternum and sexy laugh and the way he says 'now'...Jeff's infectious laugh...Tony number one's jawline and teeth...Eddie's hair...Kris's talking voice...Jonny's singing voice...'Mighty Mouse's you-know-what (Hayley knows what I'm talking about!). I am currently on the lookout for the missing body parts to make a complete kit man - would anyone like to volunteer a body part for consideration?.........................
What Your Underwear Says About You
When you're bad, you're very bad. And when you're good, you're still trouble!
You're comfortable in your own skin - and don't care to impress anyone. The Underwear Oracle