Brendan

i am smart, have an almost photographic memory, can recite probably ten movies from start to finish, can have a conversation with someone using only movie quotes, i was a gymnast for 17 years of my life and i have been working as an acrobat for four years, pepsi wins the challenge, and orange crush is the best, tattoos are cool unless you have barbed wire on your arm and think you are a badass, i can burn a mean mix cd, adriana lima is probably the hottest thing to ever walk the face of the earth except for maybe josie maran and if you don't know who she is i suggest you look her up, i like poetry, christopher walken makes me laugh, pumas rock, sooners rule, mustaches are hilarious, john turturro and daniel day lewis kick ass, so does peter sarsgaard, i changed my mind and now think that maximus would lose to achilles in a fight, but jack bauer could probably kill both of them because he is cold as ice, i like jack daniel's and wine in a box because i am classy, i can almost speak spanish, keanu reeves pisses me off, i wish i owned a monkey but i would settle for a penguin, in theory a puppy rental business in central park would be a good idea, i still look at my high school yearbook, i have single handedly kept taco bell in business, my picture has been in people magazine before, i won a costume contest once dressed as alex from a clockwork orange, my apartment once had astroturf as carpet, i hate spiders, i once spent the night in port authority bus terminal, gwyneth paltrow has seen my naked ass, i don't eat anything that comes from the ocean, the only car i have ever owned was a '90 mercury topaz and i sold it for 150 bucks, i like girls with green eyes who wear ripped jeans, and my favorite color is silver when it isn't red.