Hey all You Gerbilettes out there!!! Bored? Nothing to do? Waiting for your underpants to finish drying? Then why not take a moment to do our quick quiz!!!! Theres seriously prizes to be won for people who can get the highest scores!!!! But You can only do the test once, no cheating!!! But feel free to try and bribe our pets for the answers (but we assure you they are not easily persuaded!!!) And most importantly, HAVE FUN!!!!! Feel free to comment on the quiz aswell (like how crap it is etc!!!)*insert small print of conditions of entry and shit like that here*GOOD LUCK!!!!
A long, long time ago, in a place far, far away, it was a dark and stormy night. On this night, in an age long forgotten, a mystical being emerged from the primal ooze that was the northern suburbs. Formed from centuries of human refuse, this thing crawled, god-like, into existence.
This creature became known as Sir Gerbil.
Combining five mighty entities, Sir Gerbil struck terror into the hearts of any elderly natives who ventured within a few yards. Bouff the Living Hair, Kie, Geddywalt.com, The Super Piney Fresh Man and Adrian the Thieving Alcoholic.
Sir Gerbil lived off stupidity and cheeeeeeese. Not just any ordinary cheese, but cheeeeeeese!!! It crawled from one dingy dwelling to another, performing it's strange spastic muppet metal for anyone who cared to listen.
Then things started to happen. Bad things. All was not well within the great beast. It soon realised that the only way to survive was to remove an organ. So Adrian the Thieving Alcoholic was savagely castrated and burnt away. And then things were good again.
But something wasn't right. Something was missing. So then began The Search. It was long and hard, taking Sir Gerbil across the world, then back to the ooze where it was born. There it spied a small boy with an enormous appendage. Digging a large hole and covering it with sticks, Sir Gerbil hid behind a rock and waited. And waited. Then, with no warning, the boy walked around the hole and up to our hero. Seizing it's chance, Sir Gerbil pounced.
Bones were broken and reformed. Molecules combined. Months later, Sir Gerbil re-emerged from the ooze, once again feeling whole. Travy the Love Muscle had been born.
So Sir Gerbil re-appeared with renewed vigour, forcing it's manic sounds on the unsuspecting public. It also appeared on the compilation CD "Dreams, Fears and Fishtales", and released their own CD "Cop This" in 2002.
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Game provided by: Myspace Games
Game provided by: Myspace Games
...Oh yea, they also got two video clips played on RAGE!!!!! Here is one of them.........
