CHADAM LIVES.
"chocolate chip morsels from my stupid mind cookies"
Leave me a cute message when you add me.:D
feel free to text/call me anytime.:)
"To the well organized mind, death is but the next great adventure."
- Albus Percival Wilfruc Brian Dumbledore
Hi, I'm Melanie!
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DirtysugarFairy
I'm overly loud and obnoxious
I'd kick your ass in Guitar Hero
I like dying my hair
I have an obsession with cinnamon altoids, The Used, Harry Potter, and Saw
I drink too much soda
"Motivated" is not a word to describe me
I complain a lot, it's what i do, and it's what i'm good at
I'm not at all a patient person
Don't talk shit about the things i'm into
I tend to yell at inanimate objects
I like Febreze :D
I wish i could make my profile smell like Febreze
Fuck ink poisoning, i write on myself anyway
I'm too damn lazy for my own good
I swear too much
I make too many mistakes, more than the average human being
Half the time, i don't even know what i'm talking about
I can't go anywhere without causing a scene
I'm a terrible person, and i fuck with people
I'm selfish and heartless, and barely ever care about what anyone has to say
As a matter of fact, i don't really care about anything
I suck at friendship, but atleast i try
I'm nearly never satisfied
I always need to be reassured
Music is my internal organs
I'm almost always wrong
I enjoy it when people call me at 4:00 AM
I'm book smart, but when it comes to common sense, i'm lacking
Sarcasm is my second language
Cleanliness and organization is a must
I ask a lot of questions; answer them
I'm always getting lost in my imagination
You label me, i shoot your jaw
I like pretending that i'm ok, 'cause eventually i start believing it
I was never one for making sense
No, i don't have a religion, nor do i want one
I'm easily entertained
I get close to people WAY too easily
I guarantee you'll get very sick of me, very fast
Aside from all of this, i'm a really nice person
Don't assume you have me all figured out, because you don't
Let's be friends :)
Add me?:D
All you really need to know is how to make me smile. Once you know how to do that, you're all set.
