Finally something worth reading |
ONEthere is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like"OH-EM-GEEEEE this WORKS!!!"no, it doesnt.TWOTo the people who have like 25,000 friends,are you s...
Posted by A TOWN SON!!! on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 03:51:00 PST |
The Military Man |
The average age of the military man is 19-25 years. He is a short haired, tight-muscled kid who, under normal circumstances is considered by society as half man, half boy. Not yet dry behind the ears,...
Posted by A TOWN SON!!! on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 08:18:00 PST |
Girlfriend Application. |
Basic InfoName: Age: Birthday: Phone Number: Occupation: Address: LooksHeight: Hair Color: Eye Color: Piercings: Tattoos: Personality(Please only answer these as "Yes" or "No")Outgoing: Funny: Smart (...
Posted by A TOWN SON!!! on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 01:40:00 PST |
BOOTY CALL APPLICATION! |
Name: ___________________ Age: _____ Sex________ Phone: (____) ____________ Occupation: ____________________optional.... Height______ Weight________ Married (Y/N)__ Single (Y/N)___ Swinger (Y/N)_...
Posted by A TOWN SON!!! on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 10:31:00 PST |
And The Survey Says.... |
Appearance[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.[ ] I think I'm ugly sometimes.[x] I have many scars.[x] I tan easily.[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.[ ]I have friends who have never seen my natural hair...
Posted by A TOWN SON!!! on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 12:30:00 PST |
R-RATED RIDDLES |
Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in you...
Posted by A TOWN SON!!! on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 04:25:00 PST |
Deploying Dec.2005-May2005 |
I'm getting deployed to Aludied (or however it's spelled), no real danger but just wanted ya'll to know whats up and why I won't be able to return alot of messages...yeah nevermind...I got held on med...
Posted by A TOWN SON!!! on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 05:17:00 PST |
Freedom Isn't Free |
I watched the flag pass by one day,It fluttered in the breeze. A young Soldier saluted it, And then he stood at ease. I looked at him in uniform So young, so tall, so proud, With hair cut square and e...
Posted by A TOWN SON!!! on Wed, 30 Nov 2005 05:15:00 PST |
Finished Basic Training! |
I just finished Basic Training and now have the title Airman (one strip). I'm starting Tech school on July 6th...not for the job I was hopin to get but I'll be able to rank faster...which means more m...
Posted by A TOWN SON!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Funny Sayings That You've Heard! |
-Argueing on the internet is like running in the paralympics. Even if you win you are still retarded.
-Life aint like a box of chocolates..its more like a jar of jalepenos, what you do today may bu...
Posted by A TOWN SON!!! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
