Self-Fornication, Time Management, Bookkeeping, Blackmail, Money Laundering, Reading, Fornication at the expense of others, Writing, Nude Golfing, Poetry, Stimulating the economy through alcohol consumption and bulk Cheetos purchases
anyone.
dude where's my car (what a plot...and the acting...what CAN i say)
Bible - 21st Century King James Version (what a read!)
ME