matt

I'd like to meet:

The person that springs to mind is Toyah Wilcox, so I can slap that fucking lisp out of her mouth! If I could name 1 person I hate it would be her - although, dont get me wrong, i don't hate anyone half as much as i hate her! Her voice grates on my brain when she is on telly!She's got more wrinkles than an Elephants scrotum & She's got a face squeezed like a squeezed tea bag.I wish I could meet someone who could answer the following questions:-1) What's another word for thesaurus? 2) Do they have reserved parking for non-handicap people at the Special Olympics? 3) What was the best thing before sliced bread? 4) Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? 5) If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? 6) Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? 7) When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? 8) Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? 9) Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? 10) Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? 11) If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? 12) Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? 13) Can mute people burp? 14) Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1? 15) If a criminal turns himself in shouldn't he get the reward money? If you know of anyone please dont hesitate to contact me! . The person i'd most like to meet in the whole world at this present moment would have to be Lacey Turner! God damn she is hotttttt!!!!!! Agian, for those of you who don't know who she is feel free to check out my pics!