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CommanderCake

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In a Relationship
Master's Degree
MUSIC A-Ha
A Tribe Called Quest
AC/DC
A.F.I.
Al Green
At The Drive-In
Avenged Sevenfold
Bach
Beethoven
Bel Biv Devoe
Billy Idol
Bjork
Bleeding Through
Binary Star
Blind Melon
Bloc Party
Bob Dylan
Bob Marley
Bon Jovi
Brand New
Busta Rhymes
Cutting Crew
Cyndi Lauper
David Bowie
Debbie Debb
Def Leppard
Deftones
Depeche Mode
Dilated Peoples
Duran Duran
Earth, Wind, & Fire
Echo & The Bunnymen
Elvis Presley
Finch
Frank Sinatra
Franz Ferdinand
Fugees
George Clinton & The Parliament/Funkadelics
George Michael
Gold Finger
Green Day
H.I.M.
Hole
Hot Hot Heat
Ill Niño
Incubus
INXS
Jimmy Hendrix
John Lennon
Johnny Cash
Journey
Jurassic 5
Kaiser Chiefs
Kinks
Korn
Le Tigre
Lit
LL Cool J
Lynyrd Skynyrd Madonna
Marvin Gaye
Marilyn Manson
Maroon 5
Massive Attack
Metallica
Michael Buble
Mike Jones
Millencolin
Mindless Self Indulgence
Modest Mouse
Motion City Soundtrack
Motley Crue
Mozart
My Chemical Romance
Nas
Nelly
New Order
Nina Simone
NIN
Norma Jean
Notorious BIG
Oasis
Ol' Dirty Bastard
OK GO
Outkast
Panic! at the Disco
Prince
Queen
Rage Against the Machine
Ray Charles
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Reggie & The Full Effect
Rick James
Rob Zombie
Rodney O. & Joe Cooley
Rolling Stones
Saves the Day
Sevendust Smashing Pumpkins
Smokey Robinson & The Miracles
Soundgarden
Static-X
Stevie Wonder
Stone Temple Pilots
Story of the Year
Sugarcult
System of a Down
Taking Back Sunday
Talib Kweli
Tears for Fears
The Ataris
The Beatles
The Bravery
The Cardigans
The Clash
The Cure
The Darkness
The Distillers
The Doors
The Isley Brothers
The Killers
The Smiths
The Used
Thursday
Van Halen
Van Morrison
WAR
Weezer
Whitesnake
Wolfmother
MOVIES Amelie
Beverly Hills Cop
Fox & the Hound
Snatch
Made
Old School
Donnie Darko
Saw
Caddyshack
Full Metal Jacket
Office Space
Boiler Room
Se7en
Wall Street
The Never Ending Story
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Swingers
Pulp Fiction
The Goonies
Ghost in the Shell
Alice in Wonderland
Walk the Line
Half Baked
Major League
The Bad News Bears (Original)
Pee Wee's Big Adventure
Fight Club
Indepedence Day
Napoleon Dynamite
Grave of the Fireflies
Rocky: I, II, III, & IV
Dumb & Dumber
Sling Blade
Akira
Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels
Kill Bill Volume 1 and 2
Hotel Rwanda
City of God
Beauty and the Beast
Robin Hood (cartoon)
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About Me
I sure did love my last about me section, but it's time for a new one. It had been time for a new one a long time ago, but I got busy and the estimated time of completion kept moving further and further down the spectrum of life timeline. I'm getting away from the main subject ... me.

Who is the Commander "Insert new name of the week?" The Commander is the leader of Voltron, the Defender of the Universe, the alien from Planet Melmac, the Small Wonder, the quintessential abomination of supreme power of Castle Grey Skull, he is ... the man behind the myth.

The basic information: I have my Master's Degree in Business Administration from Cal State Fullerton where I graduated magna cum laude as I did in my undergrad at Chapman University. In other words, I'm not going to win at Jeopardy, but I will out smart you. I have a wonderful girlfriend named Quin. I mean, Chelsey. She is the captain to my pirate. We like to play card games like gin rummy, bridge, and old maid on the weekends and on the week days we pickle our livers. If you would like to join us, please inquire within.

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World Cup Fantasy Team Competition!

Hey guys! With the World Cup quickly approaching I thought it would be fun to have a friendly competition amongst anyone who wants to play. Hell, invite your friends who aren't even on my friend's lis...
Posted by CommanderCake on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 07:55:00 PST

How to Properly Use the Word "FUCK"

Please follow this video's simple instructions the next time you feel compelled to use the word "fuck" in your vernacular. Thank You. Sincerely, The Management...
Posted by CommanderCake on Tue, 30 May 2006 06:20:00 PST

What's Happening to My Genitals?! ---- Repost

My friend, Paulie the Penis, will tell you all about it. ...
Posted by CommanderCake on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 08:57:00 PST

I'm an Ingenious Survey Filler Outer

Here's an example of how I typically respond to surveys. The following survey is rather simple. Simply place a Y, N, or M in the little box that was given and press send. wala, the survey is complete!...
Posted by CommanderCake on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 08:53:00 PST

Reasons Why I'm a Maniac - Round One

My mom just called me at work and asked me if I needed anything in particular for my sore throat ailment. Right before she hung up I said, "Hey Mom, wait." She replied, "What?" I said, "Mom, what is a...
Posted by CommanderCake on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 08:45:00 PST

Reasons Why I'm a Maniac - Round Two

Reason 1: Because I ask my mom sadistic questions like what a camel toe is. Reason 2: I down venti size vanillla chai latte's like a JagerBomb because a) I desired the caffeine and b) my co-worker dar...
Posted by CommanderCake on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 08:43:00 PST

Reasons Why I'm a Maniac - Round Three

Reason 1: I ask my mom what camel toe isReason 2: I down venti sized coffee at Starbucks in one shot while at work. Reason 3: Last night, I took my digital camera with me to class. I have had a really...
Posted by CommanderCake on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 08:42:00 PST

My Co-Worker Poops Way Too Quickly

Seriously, I'm not even kidding. This is what happened. She asked our good for nothing receptionist where our boss went and he, of course, gave a shitty answer because he's a fat fucking loser. So I c...
Posted by CommanderCake on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 08:40:00 PST

Spiderman Reviews Crayons!

Hey, true believers! I'm Spider-Man, and I've got like, 800,000 points of articulation. You might think sitting under fake plants is my favorite pastime, but joke's on you...it's only my second. My...
Posted by CommanderCake on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 05:55:00 PST

Chavi - The Greatest Human Being Ever

This is probably the greatest amateur video ever shot. Chavi is my great aunt. I'm pretty sure she's like 87 years old. I could be wrong. I'm not good with ages. We were born on the exact same day but...
Posted by CommanderCake on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 11:25:00 PST