I mean. Zocoree. obviously. Frankston J-Town's divine inspiration: "You guys are total peas and carrots. You guys are an experience and although you're both fantastic people on your own, a singular hang out does not do your collective presence any justice. It fails to shock and excite the way a reading from the Holy B or a healthy round of 'do, dump or date or pet the first ladies' does. Nobody wants a jelly sandwich. Jelly's great but on its own it's slimy and cold and gross. It needs the peanut butter to complement it, to make it whole. You guys have recognized your inseparability in most other aspects of your life already. All I'm saying is, why not bring your friendship franchise to the internet? Why not share it with the global community? Who knows? Maybe a terrorist surfing the net for potential terror targets will stumble upon your joint page and become so smitten with your combined charm that he'll change his ways. Maybe he'll ditch the explosives and start smoking weed and playing kings. I know I've gone to your house in lieu of debaucheries several times. Your humor is a haven. Let em know about it. "