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Zocoree

About Me

And we are the coolest motherfuckers on the planet. In my mind the sky is fallin ain't no need to panic. [Z: we wouldnt have such big egos if we werent so fucking awesome. C: I mean, I think that's the definition of having a big ego.]

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I mean. Zocoree. obviously. Frankston J-Town's divine inspiration: "You guys are total peas and carrots. You guys are an experience and although you're both fantastic people on your own, a singular hang out does not do your collective presence any justice. It fails to shock and excite the way a reading from the Holy B or a healthy round of 'do, dump or date or pet the first ladies' does. Nobody wants a jelly sandwich. Jelly's great but on its own it's slimy and cold and gross. It needs the peanut butter to complement it, to make it whole. You guys have recognized your inseparability in most other aspects of your life already. All I'm saying is, why not bring your friendship franchise to the internet? Why not share it with the global community? Who knows? Maybe a terrorist surfing the net for potential terror targets will stumble upon your joint page and become so smitten with your combined charm that he'll change his ways. Maybe he'll ditch the explosives and start smoking weed and playing kings. I know I've gone to your house in lieu of debaucheries several times. Your humor is a haven. Let em know about it. "

My Blog

Feneno Neighborhood Watch, pt. IV

10 October 2006 8:23 PM This is BY FAR the best thing to ever happen to Feneno. We were lounging according to schedule when we heard a very loud, distraught, seemingly male voice speaking to "Mother" ...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 09:52:00 GMT

Feneno Neighborhood Watch, pt. III

September 25, 2006 8:15 PM Upon discovering that the cigarette cellophane containing a very large ball of resin reserved for the particular scenario we were in (namely: out of weed and unable to acqui...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:13:00 GMT

9 Tenets of Zocorism

1. limit the majority of your social experiences/free time to people you truly love and respect. it is preferable if you can in some way equate your own life experience, opinions, overall personality,...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 08:56:00 GMT

Feneno Neighborhood Watch, pt. II

September 17, 2006 7:40 PM First actual encounter with 8 Feneno Terr., #1, in which "Jessica" (as yet unnamed) and "Fred" (F-do) introduced themselves, finally. They may or may not think we're bi...
Posted by on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 08:20:00 GMT

Feneno Neighborhood Watch, pt. I

August 16, 2006 7:40 PM Friendly Smoker AND Jordan AND Air Jordan convene on the porch. First outside interaction among all three acknowledged. Air promptly leaves after confirming Jordan's ability to...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 07:49:00 GMT

Feneno Olympics, pts. I-III

I. Liquor Bowling Extravaganza 1. clear the dance floor 2. gather assorted liquor bottles, preferably plastic handles although glass liters and plastic pints will do for the front rows 3. arrange in ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 07:28:00 GMT

The Ballad of the Bender Sessions

(to the tune of "Mariner's Revenge Song")   We are two kicky girls Our game's sole survivors In this bender of July   Its nights our championing Its days our financing We live it all in the ...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 07:22:00 GMT