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About Me

Ok, real quick... I am weirdly obsessed with Alice in Wonderland, Halloween is my most favorite day of the year, I think Vince Vaughn is the sexiest man on the planet, I love to travel and plan on going to Italy and Morocco as soon as possible, I play Sims (it makes me feel like God), and I love to watch cartoons except that all the good ones were cancelled in the 80's.
You scored as Alice. You're a dreamer with a vivid imagination and the curiosity of a cat (perhaps YOUR cat?). You enjoy nonsense, and prefer it to the real world.

Alice


69%

The Mad Hatter


63%

White Rabbit


56%

Cheshire Cat


50%

Tweedle Dee & Dum


50%

Caterpillar


38%

Queen of Hearts


38%
Which Alice in Wonderland Character are YOU?
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Name: Sarah Michelle Winward
Birthday: March 14, 1983
Birthplace: Tarzana, CA
Current Location: Portland, OR
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Auburn
Height: 5'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Red Patent Leather Wedges (HOT)
Your Weakness: Shoes
Your Fears: Ants!! Nasty Lil' Buggers
Your Perfect Pizza: Sausage, Mushroom & Olive
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get Outta Debt
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Anyways...
Thoughts First Waking Up: Gotta Brush My Teeth
Your Best Physical Feature: Eyes / Mouth
Your Bedtime: Whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: Swimming In An Unheated Pool In The Middle Of December With Megan And Newton The Jellyfish
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Try Taco Bell
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Sick, Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: Caramel Macchiato
Do you Smoke: Nope
Do you Swear: Like A Sailor
Do you Sing: Mostly In The Shower
Do you Shower Daily: Twice
Have you Been in Love: Not That I Am Aware Of
Do you want to go to College: Tried It
Do you belive in yourself: Of Course
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Frickin' Gorgeous
Are you a Health Freak: Not At All
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes, Very Sexy
Do you play an Instrument: Dashboard Drums And Some Air Guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Too Much
In the past month have you Smoked: Not Cigarettes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Sadly No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: A Few Times
In the past month have you been on Stage: Only In My Head
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Yep
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: Too Many Times To Count
Ever been called a Tease: Never
Ever been Beaten up: I Deliver The Beatings
Ever Shoplifted: Yes
How do you want to Die: In My Sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I Don't Want To Grow Up, But If I Have To Choose I Would Say A Pirate
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy, Greece, Spain, New Zealand....
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dark Brown Or Bright Green
Favourite Hair Color: Dark Brown Or Black
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: 6'+
Weight: Heavier Than Me
Best Clothing Style: Casual Jean And Tee
Number of Drugs I have taken: Four
Number of CDs I own: Too Many To Count
Number of Piercings: Two
Number of Tattoos: Three
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not A Thing
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My Interests

Traveling, Reading, Astrology, Sleeping, Sex, Photography, Drinking, Shoes, Politics.....
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 45% Conservative, 55% Liberal
Social Issues: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 0% Conservative, 100% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?"When you trust the television, what you see is what you got. Cause when they own the information they can bend it all they want."

adopt your own virtual pet!If I had a world of my own, everything would be nonsense. Nothing would be what it is, beacause everything would be what it isn't. And contrarywise; What it is, it wouldn't be and what it wouldn't be, it would. Do you see?

I'd like to meet:

Vince Vaughn, Slash, Alice Cooper, Chino Moreno, Severtus, Angelina Jolie, Steven Tyler, Martin Luther King Jr., Oskar Schindler, Kevin Smith, Steven King, Hugh Laurie, Dave Grohl, Maya Angelou, Lewis Carroll, Christina Aguilera, Jude, Morgan Freeman, Tom Petty, Alexander the Great, Nelson Mandella, Leonardo DaVinci, Bono, William Wallace, Johnny Knoxville, Rameses II, Jack White...


Music:

Listen to everything but prefer classic/ alternative/ hard rock. Any recommendations are appreciated as I hate the radio...
The State Of Massachusetts
By Dropkick Murphys
..

Movies:

Snatch, Fight Club, Braveheart, Schindler's List, Boondock Saints, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, True Romance, Resident Evil, American History X, Scarface, Casino, Goodfellas, Pulp Fiction, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Falling Down, Romy and Michelle's High School Reunion (stop laughing), and anything Disney, Monty Python, with zombies or that has Mr. Vaughn in it. There are others but I risk getting carpal tunnel syndrome.

Television:

Don't watch a whole lot of TV but am obsessed with House, and I try to catch Simpsons, Family Guy, Scrubs, Law and Order SVU. Most guilty pleasure; Flavor of Love.

Books:

Obviously, Alice in Wonderland/Alice through the Looking Glass is my favorite. Also, anything by Stephen King. Just finished "The World According To Garp". Moved on to "Slaughterhouse-Five" by Kurt Vonnegut. Highly recommend "I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell" by Tucker Max.

Heroes:


Life is Random...ask questions
Ocean or Lake? Ocean
Pizza or Chinese? Chinese
Mansion or Penthouse? Penthouse
Have you been on a Jet Ski? Yeah
Are you afraid of clowns? Hell yeah
How many brothers/sisters do you have? 5 sisters
Favorite band/group? Too many to have a real favorite.
Baseball or football? Football to watch and baseball to play.
Favorite brand of makeup? Whatever is on sale.
Waffles or pancakes? I flip a mean pancake.
Do you have an IPod? No but I need one.
Bike or scooter? Bicycle
Ever go in a hot air balloon? No, maybe this summer.
How will you celebrate turning 21? That was like three years ago and I took a nap at my mom's.
What brand computer do you have? Don't have one.
How many times have you been to DisneyWorld? Once, I prefer Universal Orlando though.
Favorite city? London
Ice cream or frozen yogurt? Ice cream
Do you think you are fat? Cuddly
Ever throw up in a public place? In a bar a few times.
Do you have a pool? No
Ever drive a car? Yup
How many times a month do you go to the movies? I'll say between 1-3 times.
Last movie you saw? Transformers if you mean in the theater.
Who is your hero? My Daddy
How old are your parents? Mom-47 and Dad-49
What deceased person would you like to meet? My Uncle Rob
Do you chew ice? When it's hot out.
Have you been to California? Many times, I was born there.
Last book you read? Slaughterhouse-five
Favorite teacher? Tele closely followed by Hill
Do you like to go fishing? I used to love to go with my Grandpa Bobo
How many boyfirends/girlfriends have you had? None
How many of those do you regret? Well, none.
What is you average in school? I skipped alot so it was like a .016 GPA. I still graduated.
Favorite professional team? Football- Raiders and Basketball- Suns or Pistons
Do you like mohawks? Super hot on a fella.
How many pairs of shoes do you own? Way too many.
Do you floss? When I remember.
Do you have braces? Nope, never. Thank God!
Do you bite your nails? When I am really anxious
What is your last thought before falling asleep? Wish someone was next to me.
Do you fall in love easily? No
Ever have a crush and they never knew? Plenty
Do you babysit? Used to
Ever been shot at? No
Do you work out/exercise? I walk everywhere if that counts.
Do you have 6 pack abs? Far from it.
Do you consider yourself nice? Extremely pleasant.
What movie character would you like to be? Alice In Wonderland!
Do you go to camp for the summer? Never did, no.
Ever been bit by a snake? Yeah
Have you been on a boat? Every summer.
Name of friend you have known the longest? Kyra and Justine followed by Heather and Megan.
Do you like jumping on a trampoline? Yes, and don't forget flips!
Ever break a bone? No
Name of favorite Aunt/Uncle? Unkie Rick
What is your ultimate job? Anything having to do with animals.
Do you want to walk on the moon? It would be kinda neat.
Can you name the seven dwarfs? Front and backwards.
Favorite TV show? House
Apples or oranges? Oranges
Favorite of car? 1947 Bentley
Favorite flower? Dahlias
Favorite color? Teal
Besides family, ever have someone of the opp in your bedroom? Uhh, yeah.
Ever climb out your bedroom window? Once when I was like 5. I took a paddling for it.
Do you live in an apartment or house? Duplex
How many times in the last month have you had the hiccups? Like everyother day.
Ever laugh so hard milk came out your nose? No, gross.
How many cousins do you have? Seriously, like 100.
Do you believe in ghosts? Oh yes.
If you were a bird, what would you be? A penguin. I prefer the water.
Ever get stitches? Yeah
If you could, would you want to know what your future was going to be? It couldn't hurt. Then if it was bad, maybe I could change it.
How many kids do you want to have? Can't
If you could change your name, what would it be? Rulon Lorraine. After my Dad's dad and my Mom's mom.
Dogs or cats? Cats, except for Jasper T.
Who do you tell your problems to? My sisters usually.
Who can your tell your secrets to and know they wont tell? Good question.
Do you believe in love at first sight? No, no.
Do you go to church? On a very rare occasion.
Would you marry outside your religon? I don't have one, but yeah.
Volleyball or tennis? Volleyball
How many people were at your last party? That would be Halloween, and lots.
Ever ride in a limo? Yes, overrated.
Ever drink champagne? Oh sweet mimosas!
Favorite dinner? Sushi and Steak
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