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Ross aka Tex-ass Bob

Mildred Gump!?...

About Me

me am a writer, wrangler, hell i dont know. life and work mostly relates to music, bars and travel. (see also interests). emerged from a small northern town in England. stints in Manchester, Liverpool, then London. great city, but only for so long. got the heck out of Dodge. moved to Texas. spiritual home. met Johnny Cash in 94. no bullshit, great man. he gave me a mug (still got) and a shirt (still got but worn out). dad died in 2004. miss him more not less with time's passing. drove route 66 (what was left) back in 91. got a big hankering to do it again. romantic drifter at heart. holed up in Tulsa for a time, trained with Tulsa Renegades (football/soccer team). had a gun pulled on me for driving into Bohemian Grove ('Summer Camp for World Leaders') an' asking to see the giant wooden owl. Tom Waits showed me where it was on a map. there was an incident in Silver City. another in Garberville. another with Warren Oates's (crazy) daughter. the cops bust in. got a good anecdote about John Lee Hooker. more recent, confess to messing with the ecosystem in these here parts by feeding the deer, and having favorites. next... the Phoenix Saloon.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Beverly Heywood, my first lost love, aged 10. moved forever to faraway Epping Forest. still remember her cute button nose and brown mohair sweater (holes in the elbows).Wreckless Eric (cos i made a tit of myself trying to talk to him at the 100 Club a few years back).Elvis, clear a few things up. and George W (in a dark alley).

My Blog

Ryan Bingham

Ryan Bingham'Mescalito'Lost HighwayPoke it with a stick, toss it in the air, blame Pat Green if you like, but whichever you look at it, the Texas singer-songwriter tradition has stalled out a little o...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 16:43:00 GMT

Howe Gelb

Hollywood handsome and larger than life, Howe Gelb is an unusual man. Strange and beautiful with a genial air, mystic charm and subtle, charismatic glow, he stands tall and sits apart. A brown-eyed ba...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 10:08:00 GMT

solomon burke

      Solomon Burke      Nashville stews under blue sky and black clouds. In a hotel suite out west on Broadway, Solomon Burke sits, eyes bright, face beaming. He l...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 09:54:00 GMT

strange country

      Strange Country Vol.1  (Albion Records, Aug 2006)   Liner notes&   In a Paris, Texas cemetery there's a statue of Jesus wearing cowboy boots. Down by the Mexican bo...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Nov 2006 07:43:00 GMT

ben weaver

  Ben Weaver   He moves slow, has a thick-set presence, dark, demanding eyes that shine like coal, and a way with a guitar and a gift for words that belie his draggled appearance and recall ...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:26:00 GMT

the phone rang. floyd gressett answered...

  The phone rang. Floyd Gressett answered with a practiced air of calm. 'He's out,' he said. 'I think he just needed to let loose a little, is all.' Two thousand miles away to the east, Luther P...
Posted by on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 00:49:00 GMT

eddie hinton: lost, loaded, busted & blue

Eddie Hinton: Lost, Loaded, Busted & Blue...     Like the Mississippi river that swells and falls and gives life and takes life away, the American South  that steamy, hilled and lowland...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 05:25:00 GMT

hank williams

No deeper blue     The Cadillac was powder blue, loaded with chrome and proudly cushioned on white-walled tires. Headed for Ohio from out of Tennessee, it must have cut quite a dash sweeping...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 17:11:00 GMT

johnny cash / mean-eyed cat

  Johnny Cash   Feb 26, 1932  Sept 12, 2003     If America as a nation, over time and on reflection, could speak  to paraphrase the simple diktat of corkscrew-haired Handsome Di...
Posted by on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 11:01:00 GMT

yodels and monkey glands

  Yodels and monkey glands   Rediscovering Emmett Miller: the Minstrel Man from Georgia.     'The US Food and Drug Administration and the Medical Association began cracking down i...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 03:36:00 GMT