wdc.Alexandria the Great.wdc

My name is Alex. i like dirty toe nails. my mom and dad are my best friends. i like cold mountain dew. i want a penguin. i brush my teeth a lot. my armpits smell right now. i want to be a standup comedian. i dont start drama, i finish it. i eat bugs. i drink the beast. I think lesbians rock. high schools cool. seriously. i wanna do adam sandler. tom cruise went crazzzy. i dont watch tv. im addicted to the lottery. i like getting mail in the mailbox. i hate materialistic things. ive wrecked my car 11 times. take that back, me and other people have wrecked my car 11 times. i went to band camp for seven years. i love my life. i love my boyfriend.