Brendan - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Hey whats up I'm Brendan... I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

My Interests

I'm basically at school all day. Other than that I like running, playing guitar, watching sports, playing blackjack, drinking beers and hangin out. I also enjoy singing 'Sweet Caroline' at every live band karaoke, and hopping on flights to Vegas drunk at 3am.

I'd like to meet:

Dave Matthews (again), Eva Longoria, Larry David, Bill Simmons, the 2004 World Champs, and Jack Bauer.

Music:

dave

Movies:

Old School, Wedding Crashers, Zoolander, Mr. Deeds, Van Wilder, Big Lebowski, Swingers

Television:

24, Curb, Entourage, Seinfeld

Books:

what

Heroes:

The 2004 Boston Red Sox