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Lara

I work in the best pub in the whole goddamn world.. I LOVE old men!

About Me

I am quite possibly a little mad, but (thank god) none of my friends have noticed yet and I bootle through life quite happily - occasionally dressed somewhat oddly, sometimes singing too much for everybody's liking and regularly inebriated. Apart from that, I am a slacker (of the extreme variety) having taken not one, but two gap years in the first place, then quitting my course and, hurrah! I am back in first year... again! But personally I think the world should be grateful... at least I won't be a doctor (btw, anyone need a stethoscope?). I have a great passion for tea-parties. I would like to travel anywhere and everywhere. I am learning to ballroom dance, speak numerous languages and I have given up smoking!!!!!!! Hurrah hurrah hurrah, obviously this means I have to drink more, but who gives a damn? I am also interested in purchasing a sea turtle, if anyone has one to spare?, I am quite happy to flood one of the many rooms in my SPLENDID home to house the flipper-footed beastie. I also do a lot of sneezing; 4 a day is a normal, 3 means I am ill, 5 is a crazy day... anyone else picking up on my Asperger's?-- -- -- START YOUTHINK.COM QUIZ RESULTS --
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My Interests

Apparently now I love animals, plants, bacteria etc.. and APART from that, I love face-painting, colouring in, gin, dancing for pennies (at gigs, in nightclubs or on the street), writing a book (possibly about 101 uses for a spoon, suggestions????), maps, talking to little chaps that look scared and lonely, argueing with christians, thinking about haircuts (dreads or mohawk?), peter andre, trying to think of a use for pritt-stick and singing disney songs (it's a disease... don't make me let you catch it!) ooh and drinking tea!

I'd like to meet:

Simon Pegg; Peter Andre (hell yeah!); AND anyone else who enjoys a nice cup of leaf tea and bit of homemade marmalade cake.

Music:

Hot Water Music(mmmm....)-Bouncing Souls-Capdown-Captain Everything!-Anti Flag-Propagandhi-Reel Big Fish-Mad Caddies-Bedouin Soundclash-The Beatsteaks-NOFX-Pennywise-Alkaline Trio-Lagwagon-Rancid-King Prawn-Johnny Cash-Sonic Boom Six-King Blues-The Slackers-Catch 22-The Clash-Descendents-Surfin' Turnips-Less Than Jake-Feeder-The Skatalites-The Foos-Bad Religion-Against Me!-RX Bandits-Dropkick Murphys-Elvis-The Dwarves-Peter Andre-Refused-The Clash-The Scrub-Lars Frederikson and the bastards-The Toasters-Capdown-Ataris-Tiger Army-Millencolin-No Use For A Name-Operation Ivy-Adequate 7-Good Riddance-Ramones-Me First and the Gimme Gimmes- Voodoo Glowskulls-Aggrolites-Lightyear-Filaments-Save Ferris-Gogol Bordello-Goldfinger-Black Flag-Specials-Aggrolites-Skankin' Pickle-Sceeching Weasel-Madness-Zebrahead-and my own beautiful beautiful voice (disney only!)

Movies:

Withnail and I-Leprechaun(1,2,3 and more!)-Shaun of the Dead-The Good, The Bad and The Ugly-Children of Men-Alice in Wonderland-The Lion King

Television:

I can quite happily sit in front of the tv, having my brain digested by the likes of Jeremy Kyle Show, Trisha Goddard, Ricki Lake and (dream of all dreams; when I have seventeen children, all with no teeth) Jerry Springer, Lost, 24, Prison Break, CSI and anything in the line of Spaced-Big Train-Green Wing-etc comedy.

Books:

I read like a vermicious knid- voraciously. So have been known to read anything, basically! (Unfortunately this does infact include a spell in India when the only reading material I could get hold of was about 500 reader's digest magazines and some rather dirty Mills & Boone books - Nice!)