KT

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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Katie
Birthday: 20/1/85 (22)
Birthplace: Cabrini Hospital
Current Location: Home
Eye Color: Blue
Hair Color: Blonde (thru and thru)
Height: 179cms
Right Handed or Left Handed: LEFTY AND PROUD!
Your Heritage: English/Scottish
The Shoes You Wore Today: Havaianas
Your Weakness: Alcohol/Nachos/Boys
Your Fears: Spiders/Heights
Your Perfect Pizza: Tomato, cheese, salami, anchovies, olives...
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Graduate (FINALLY)
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL (a step up from "a/s/l?")
Thoughts First Waking Up: "Those last 15 beers were a definite mistake..."
Your Best Physical Feature: I have to choose?
Your Bedtime: Anytime...
Your Most Missed Memory: Grandparents
Pepsi or Coke: Diet Vanilla Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither. Calories!
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Either shits on Tetley...
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate all the way!
Cappuccino or Coffee: Mocha
Do you Smoke: Occasionally...
Do you Swear: Fuck yes
Do you Sing: Rarely
Do you Shower Daily: Twice usually
Have you Been in Love: Yeah
Do you want to go to College: I want to FINISH it...
Do you want to get Married: Maybe one day
Do you belive in yourself: Yeah... if I don't who else will??
Do you get Motion Sickness: Nope
Do you think you are Attractive: Beauty is in the eye of the beholder
Are you a Health Freak: At the moment yes
Do you get along with your Parents: 90% of the time
Do you like Thunderstorms: Meh, unfazed...
Do you play an Instrument: Pianoforte
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Have I stopped?
In the past month have you Smoked: Yeah
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No comment
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nup
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Given that I live right next to one and all...
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:' I have never eaten an Oreo. EVER.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Can't get enough of it... smoked salmon!
In the past month have you been on Stage: Not that I can remember... but that's not a definite no.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nup
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nup
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Don't think so...
Ever been Drunk: Stupid question.
Ever been called a Tease: Dunno?
Ever been Beaten up: Yes, but it was self-inflicted... damn gutter/Josh's porch.
Ever Shoplifted: Back in my younger days... we used to steal road signs too.
How do you want to Die: Quickly and painlessly please, and preferably not for a while yet...
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Rich and happy (these are mutually exclusive)
What country would you most like to Visit: France
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Not fussed
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Short
Height: Same or taller than me...
Weight: Average
Best Clothing Style: Um, is "normal" an option?
Number of Drugs I have taken: Pass
Number of CDs I own: CDs are out, mp3s are in...
Number of Piercings: Technically 4 but 2 have closed.
Number of Tattoos: Zero and thats the way it'll stay!
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A few major regrets, but I have dealt with them and moved on :-)

FAMOUS "DUMB BLONDE" QUOTES

"Isn't it funny how the sky knows not to snow on the road?"
"Hmmm... sorry, I don't seem to have a 30 cent coin..."
"Why don't you just put water in the esky?"
"Who's Ted Baillieu?"
"Hey... today's the 21st right, so, is tomorrow... the 22nd?

Mum: "Your father has food poisoning"
Dan: "So, is there any food we should be avoiding?"
Me: "NO, it's FOOD poisoning... *awkward stare*... oh wait, I was thinking of gastro"

"Thailand hey... so he was Taiwanese right?"

[On the Dolphin Tour]
"Man those seals really stink, I hope they don't stink underwater! Then again, these snorkels do have nose covers."

"Those seals smell like Pat's arse. Pat's my dog. I don't just go around sniffing human arses. I don't try to sniff my dog's arse either but sometimes you can't help it."

[On Chapel St]
Me: "Why do guys have loud cars?"
M: "It means they have a large penis"
*Car with loud exhaust passes…"
Me: "Wow… that’s a loud penis. I mean…"

"And you should just piss off overseas... to like, Darwin."
"Wait, how many's three?"
"Fuck that Jagerbomb was so good. It was SO GOOD. Did you cream into that Jagerbomb because fuck it was SO GOOD!"
"So... what cut of meat is the salami?"
"You won't try barefooting? So... you can't have sex without socks on??"
"Hangon, I need to find my phone. Oh wait, I'm talking to you on it..."

"I have two punctured tires in my boot and one flat on my front left... the two punctured ones aren't both mine though..."
"Yeah well, obviously... you'd be kinda rooted if you had three flat tires..."

And... this one's not mine but it was a corker: only 1 person will understand this but it's worth writing down-- "Is it because I'm _______?"

**"Air's Free"** :-)