Well for starters I am a potato... I think I'm a vegetable, but I am very special... I'm Mr. f'n Potato Head!!! Im from Taiwan, and I was first assembled in 1952.. Pretty much I am a source of entertainment for children ages 5 and up... Toddlers can not play with me because they are stupid enough to put my parts in their mouth and choke to death... My goal in life is to bring happiness into the childrens' lives not end the childrens' lives... The only objection to my job is one thing.. My face is constantly changing.. To make matters worse the kids take my excess facial features and put them in my ass.. I dunno what thats about, I guess it's something they see on T.V. And last but not least, I was a stunt double for my brother in law in Toy Story. I did the scene where Woody throws R.C. onto the box turck and my entire body with the parts just flies off of me.. You know it took me three days to find my right ear..But that all about me...
