Callan

"In the multiplied objects of the external world I had no thoughts but for the teeth...and of Bernice I more seriously believed that all her teeth were thoughts...the white and ghastly spectrum of the teeth... meditations were never pleasureable...the phantasma of the teeth maintained its terrible ascendency..." ----------Now heres some exploding ninja's! You are entering the realm which is unusual. The vicinity of an area adjacent to a location, the kind of place where there might be a monster or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples. It could also be something much better. Maybe it's magic or contains some kind of frozen corpse. Prepare to enter... The callans myspaceIf you want to add me on msn my addy is [email protected] Greetings my name is callan Ian Hodgkinson, im 17 and I live. I like to think. TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey Name: callan Birthday: 2nd of oct 1989 Birthplace: Lithgow Current Location: Lithgow NSW Eye Color: Brown Hair Color: Brown/dyed black Height: About 6 ft Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Your Heritage: Scottish and English The Shoes You Wore Today: wierd ones with, yea umm...dont worry Your Weakness: Knife cuts to the crotch Your Fears: extention cord attacks from above Your Perfect Pizza: no pizza just slop Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: party down Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Urrectum. Here, let me locate it for you. Thoughts First Waking Up: "tim westwood cracked corn and I don't care, aden hodgkinson cracked corn, I still don't care, callan cracked corn and he is great! Take that you stupid corn!" Your Best Physical Feature: My swollen apendix Your Bedtime: what ever time you want it to be. grrr! Your Most Missed Memory: That does not make sense... if you lose a memory how can you remember it and or miss it?!?! Pepsi or Coke: My Man-wich MacDonalds or Burger King: dunno Single or Group Dates: double Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea is for scaly old women Chocolate or Vanilla: chocoswedish Cappuccino or Coffee: I bet Do you Smoke: hehe nup Do you Swear: no Do you Sing: if I can Do you Shower Daily: two times Have you Been in Love: With ezra,sweetyMcCuteness Do you want to go to College: And leave a stain, Yes Do you want to get Married: ezra Do you belive in yourself: No i'm a fictional character made up to scare cripled baby chimps, whom I cripled with the popes extention cord riddled corpse Do you get Motion Sickness: if i ate heaps of little packs of off gravy, so I guess yes sir Do you think you are Attractive: Im a runway model and a monkey skin tent onwer, what do you think? of course! Are you a Health Freak: If by health you mean stone and by freak you mean ape, then yes Do you get along with your Parents: yup Do you like Thunderstorms: no Do you play an Instrument: I actaully played the triangle in my school band (no joke) In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes In the past month have you Smoked: yes In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes In the past month have you gone to a Mall: i bet In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no they have have dog poison in them In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Hell no In the past month have you been on Stage: yes In the past month have you been Dumped: no In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: in the old persons home's tank water (i really need to pee.) In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no Ever been Drunk: yes Ever been called a Tease: no Ever been Beaten up: no Ever Shoplifted: yes because it was mine and I was just taking it back How do you want to Die: sword fight in china town with exploding car gun battles What do you want to be when you Grow Up: dunno What country would you most like to Visit: portgas of grastac In a sail ship made of frostbitten souls.. Favourite Eye Color: cateract grey Favourite Hair Color: spine colour Short or Long Hair: middle Height: 6ft Weight: 60 Best Clothing Style: me? Number of Drugs I have taken: seventy hundred billion, in one sitting Number of CDs I own: a big wad Number of Tattoos: 3 Number of things in my Past I Regret: 8090292 hundred what the old!?!?!a) Algeneon Therman b) Franscisco Scaramunga c) Aluisius Abacrombe d) Gerard Depardieu e) Toddles ArmoursakIm inside a blue heart with chimeys clogged with old old tangus bronze.