my name is mark jenkins junior. everyone who i was friends with for over 3 years has called me cj, but i dont wanna go by that name any more since they all deserted me.
why?
because one way or another i fucked up and stabbed them all in the back.
lets start with ralph: i was good buddies with him and all, and his girlfriend at the time was cool. they met at a party and talked, and eventually started going out. i started talking to her, one thing led to another, and she dumped him to go out with joe. eventually she stopped waiting for joe to have sex with her, so she decided to fuck me, since she was at my house and im a pice of trash, it was pussy. hoes before bros right?
now comes bj: he was a great leader. he was generous and kind, and always lended the hand to me whenever i felt like shit. i took advantage of this fact and told him that he should start a business with me cutting lawns for a living. I did this by pretending to know what I was talking about, causing him to quit both of his nicely paying jobs and lose almost $7000 dollars and ending up in debt. i convinced him to stop talking to some of his other friends and such, but I cant remember much. hoes before bros right?
i never liked timmy. I constantly talked about him behind his back and called him a bunch of names. hes smelly,. a prick, he talks to everyone like trash, hes always trying to hit me, and i say every day that im gonna fuck his day up, which i know i really cant, but it makes me feel better about myself since im a piece of trash. hoes before bros right?
oh there is one more person I forgot...
His name is George Dolente. And he is my best friend. We always do everything together. We went places, parties, and hung out all the time. I slept over his house almost every day that I could, and we shared all sorts of shit together, since thats what best friends do. The girl he used to go out with was nice, I tried to get with her because I wanted a piece of ass, because thats what best friends do. We started earning money together and I took some right out of his bank account and put it into my own, because thats what friends do. I take advantage of him and his things, his house, his family, and the fact that I lie about everything, because thats what best friends do. I let him take the fall for me and cover my ass whenever I get into trouble, because thats what best friends do. I slept with his girlfriend and got head from her multiple times after she was flirting with me all summer and didnt say a word to him every day and I let this go on the whole time they were going out, then when I finally tell him it was when we were in another state in my car after hearing that he wanted to break up with her, because thats what best friends do, isnt it?
Every girlfriend that I have had, I cheated on. i take advantage of women just because they have a cunt and tits because thats who i am. in one day i had my ex friend melissa come over and i fucked her, then alyse came over and i fucked her, all while going out with some girl i worked with, then the very next day i had an argument with alyse, told melissa i never wanted to talk to her again, and broke up with that girl. i went out with bjs sister steph, who is a very nice person, but she was easy, or so ive told my "friends". all i did was talk her down then fucked her, got her pregnant, and then i went partying with alyse and got drunk and told her i wanted to break up with her. so lets recap. i had a girlfriend who was my friends sister, and i slept with my other friends girlfriend at the same time, and i slept with another friends ex girlfriend, all within a months time. I would think im pretty messed up wouldnt you? but hey, hoes before bros right?
