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About Me

Arrest this man. He talks in maths. He buzzes like a fridge. Hes like a detuned radio. I will never, ever, ever grow up. Happiness is a renewable resource. I am the result of my own decisions, not the victim of someone elses. So are you. I work hard when i have to. I relax whenever I can. Laid back. Stressed out. My friends mean everything to me. Loyal. I will do anything for a laugh. Esoteric. I am a good listener. Shut up, im talking. I am a good talker. Random. Moody. Shy around new people. I care about what people think too much. Vince Vaughn. I am very generous. Used. I am rediculously funny. I know more than I pretend to. I am fascinated with WWII. I love snow. I hate sand. I love the beginning. Im fucking tired of starting over. I am very responsible. Slacker. I am open minded. I am easily influenced. Stubborn. My grandpa is the reason im here. My sister is the reason im still here. I give great advice. I am completely incapable of taking advice. Common sense. Pride. Driven by emotions. Considerate of other peoples feelings. Intolerant of anyone not considerate of mine. Patient. Great sense of humor. Poor judgement. Performs well under pressure. Choke. I learn from my mistakes. I make new ones. Forgiving. I am the kindest person you know. I will fight you if you disagree. I have hopes and goals. No regrets, just lessons learned the hard way. Accountability. Im the manager of a produce department, and Im proud of it. Deal or gtfo. Im faster than 80% of all snakes. AIM bradferd77.
Hey Euphoria, wheres our love? I dont hear to much of you these days, but I still want you. give me one more chance. Dont let me down. I wish that I could end these darker days, but my good luck is spinning down the drain. What can i say? Hey Euphoria, lets make a truce? I cant stand to lose a single day. I wont write you off, I never ever could. I wont let you down. I wish that I could see our paths collide, for one last shot. One last shot so I, can get you on my side.

My Interests

I like Drawing, Painting, Watching movies, Hanging out with friends, Hanging out with produce, Not fighting over stupid shit, Paintball, Road trips, Acting stupid and making people laugh, Snowboarding trips, Video games, Working out, Vegas trips, Fishing trips, Playing pool, Bowling, Poker, and bbq pool parties, living in California and being pale, and watching blurays on my 40" Samsung. Very nice. I like.

I'd like to meet:

This kid , these people, and Zooey Deschanel.

Music:

Movies:

Some of my favorites in no particular order... Aliens, Fight club, Monty pythons Holy Grail, Saving private Ryan, The Shawshenk Redemption, 12 Monkeys, Sin City, Finding Nemo, American Beauty, Half baked, Constantine, Wedding Crashers, Donnie Darko, Pirates of the Caribbean, Memento, and independent films about baggo.

Television:

H E R O E S! Futurama, The office, That 70's show, Comedy central, History channel, Discovery channel, MXC, crappy reality shows(marathon style is best), Conan o'Brian, Gerhard Reinke's Wanderlust, and Rescue Me

Books:

"The world has moved on"

Heroes:

My Dad, My Grandpa, Andy Dufresne, and sugie.

My Blog

Convict Lake Totals

Cell phones brought- 5 Cell phones with service- 1 Days it snowed- 3 Days it hailed- 3 Days it rained- 3 Days it did all of those in the same hour- 3 Days of relentless fluff- 1 Days spent h...
Posted by B®AD on Sun, 25 May 2008 06:26:00 PST

Pin up

Youre not the first girl, to draw her fears on her arms, In the hopes to capture, all the memories that hunted you down. You can sew your lips shut with your heartstrings, Cuz god knows you dont need...
Posted by B®AD on Tue, 20 May 2008 06:39:00 PST

My top fears.

Number 5... Dying in a freak chineese fire drill accident, and someone having to explain that with a straight face to my mother. Number 4... Lotuses Number 3... My bellybutton coming unt...
Posted by B®AD on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 10:44:00 PST

Sunday

My lunch was about over I think to myself, as I sit leaning back on the lowered tailgate of my truck. Is it possible to sit like that and not swing your feet? Not for me anyway. I don...
Posted by B®AD on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 05:25:00 PST

The phone rings out like a gunshot.

Its amazing how many times I thought I knew everything, only to find out I didnt. Doesnt really matter though, because I know everything now.
Posted by B®AD on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 09:47:00 PST

Foiled

So today i got to drag some clown across the store. I didnt see it but i guess he took a swing at one of the managers who cought him shoplifting. Another manager promply put him in a headl...
Posted by B®AD on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 07:05:00 PST

Vince Vaughn

About 4 years ago, a female customer at my work stopped me and said... "You know, ive been shopping here for years and every time i see you i want to tell you something, but i never ...
Posted by B®AD on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 08:18:00 PST

Thanksgiving PSA

Hope everyone is having an excelent thanksgiving. On behalf of those who are unfortunate enough to have to work on holidays, I ask a favor during this time of celebration and family. Take a moment to ...
Posted by B®AD on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 02:26:00 PST

Nobody likes a quitter

1 month since i quit smoking.
Posted by B®AD on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 06:12:00 PST

nine eleven

I was reading the daily news on my phone this morning, something that i dont normally do, cuz it takes too long to load, but my co-worker that usually brings in a paper didnt today, so i was forced to...
Posted by B®AD on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 04:11:00 PST