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Cerebros

'Hello, Town Jubilation Committee? I have some news that'll make you all a lot less jubilant' -Moe

About Me

I hate balogna with a passion
..... But I'll eat it anyways
To be Continued. So instead of me, here are some words said by others
Wise man say 'forgiveness is devine, but never pay full price for late pizza' -Michaelangelo
Fisherman to the Samurai:
"If your hand goes forth, withhold your temper If your temper goes forth, withold your hand'
'You break my record, now I break you, like I break your friend' -Chong Li
"I'm happy and angry!" -Ralph Wiggum
'Tortillas are sleeping bags for ground beef...
...A sleeping bag is a tortilla for a human.'
I don't have a microwave but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit
You know, if I made orange juice, I would not be so hardcore on people. I would be more polite, like I would not print 'shake well' on the carton, cause you don't know how good people can shake, you know? I would write, 'Shake to the best of your ability.' Then I'd have a diagram that shows the uninitiated how to shake. 'Alright, put it over here, then put it over here, then put it over here quicker.' -RIP Mitch
Don't sweat the petty things. Don't pet the sweaty things
FIN

My Interests

Those with simple tastes are always satisfied with the best

Life, breakfast, Paintball, brunch, Instruments: guitar bass n' the boards, lunch, video games, dinner, getting up getting out, supper, Riding Stuff riding stuff is fun, Super Dinner, Martial Arts...I miss my string-ed sticks of death.
Mega-Man, esp 1-6
Low Ping n Low Deaths
The Earth and all that revolves around our flat, monster infested planet. Galileo who?

Whatever the hell this is, I want one...

Mongol: Tell us what is best in life
CtB: To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women
Mongol: That is good

Plugs out, safety off, this Game is live in 3....2.....1..... Game on! Game on!

I'd like to meet:

Your imaginary friend...

Someone that'll beat Bubble Bobble with me

Eaters

Whoever is stealing my socks

Lycanthropes

Humans

Someone that makes a recyclable container for recyclables. I think it will make closing the loop much easier

You were my pills, you were my thrills
You were my hope baby, you were my smoke (Not through this)
You dropped a bomb on me, hey baby ... You dropped a bomb on me

Anyone who makes Super Tortas.
I'd like to have a bite to eat with George Forman
"My first impressions of you are .... I hate you." -Kakashi Hatake

Who (or what) I'd love to meet and destroy:
The domesticated animal that continues to shit on my front lawn.

Every beast known to man

Humans

Mega-Ultra Chicken

Music:


= Life

I'll get down with some spoons, blow in a jug, I'll f'in clap if I have to...

Movies:

Steaks on a Plate, I'll write produce direct star in and eat the props, who's down? "Are you ready ... the action ... the desirrre ... rrrrromance... some fool and some fool give it 2 thumbs up, Raw action that'll leave you well done, Marinating this summer, Steaks on a Plate"
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. Princess Mononoke. Star Wars!

Cowboy: You never know what you're gonna run into out there. If we're wearing our colors, we can't hide.
Vermin: Who wants to hide?

Television:

Cartoon Network and the Science/Discovery ch. and that stuff. Futurama! Simpsons, Samurai Champloo Cowboy Bebop, Conan O'Brien. Cooking shows mmmm. Planet Earth

Books:

Haven't paid my late fees... b/c that's what I do

Heroes:

THe Man.
Richard M. Bustillo. Dan Inosanto.
Mace Windu (watch the clone wars)
Wedge Antilles 'Red Two Standing By'

"... send away for this free brochure 'You can either calm down or I can pop you in the mouth again.' Thank you." -Dr. Richard Shay

Foods... IT's my spinach, it's my crack. Thank you foods, for always been there for me

My Blog

All you can eat, sex, drugs and all you can eat

Now that I have your attention, I would like to talk to you about the future....
Posted by Cerebros on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Different shit, same day...

Excerpts from a Dog's Daily Diary:8:00 am Dog food! My favorite thing!9:30 am A car ride! My favorite thing!9:40 am A walk in the park! My favorite thing!10:30 am Got rubbed and petted! My favorite th...
Posted by Cerebros on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 01:49:00 PST

Fucking Canada

This is apparently some sport up in our neighbor to the north.  http://www.hsus.org/protect_seals.html Some baby seal hunting has been going on in Canada.  Now I'm not saying fuck Canadians...
Posted by Cerebros on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 06:44:00 PST

El Cazador de Cocodrilos

I know it happened days ago, but it hit me while watching some animal planet today and some commercial came on with him talking about how he would like to remembered.... weird thing is that comme...
Posted by Cerebros on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 02:50:00 PST

IPod, my best friend ....

And when it feels like things were gonna get better, life makes a joke out you.  Well you know what I do? I jus sing in every life we have some trouble,when you worry you make it doubledon't worr...
Posted by Cerebros on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 03:52:00 PST

Some funny shit .... I guess

i guess somebody messed with this one picture ..... ...
Posted by Cerebros on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Attention BASS Headz

Damn . . . just look at this shit . . . . . BASSRUSH presents ViRam Saturday March 19, 2005 ANDY C ED RUSH OPTICAL SHIMON RED ONE MC's GQ & Rymetyme ------------------------------...
Posted by Cerebros on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST