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Thats MR. Asshole

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About Me

Just a regular guy trying to make it through this life sentence.Yahoo Messenger / machine99703 Aim / machine63128 Feel free..
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"You are permanently enrolled in the school of Life. Each day, you will be presented with lessons. You may like the lessons, or think them stupid and irrelevant. What you think does not matter. The lessons will be repeated until they are learned." Do something with your life...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Chances are that if I meet you I will dislike you immediately just on principal. But if you take the time to get to know me, I’ll probably still dislike you. At least I’m honest.

My Blog

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"Somewhere a True Believer is training to kill you. He is training with minimal food or water, in austere conditions, training day and night. The only thing clean on him is his weapon and he made his ...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 16:33:00 GMT

Random text I received today

 Hey. Just thought of u cuz i am watching wizard of oz with my lil sis an the part came on when she first met the tin man. It made me laugh.
Posted by on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 17:18:00 GMT

Random texts I sent today

  1Ok so I'm at an airport in Texas sitting on the plane it's raining like a bitch. I have a 400 pound cow in the seat next to me, eating, no lie and across the isle an actually retarded guy read...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Oct 2007 23:22:00 GMT

The Second Law of Thermodynamics

The Law of Increased Entropy. It states that in any system the quality of energy deteriorates gradually over time. 'Entropy' is defined as a measure of unusable energy within a closed or isolated syst...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 17:58:00 GMT

Seriously?

I swear the planet has turned into douchebag central. Everywhere I go now all I see/meet are fucking dipshits. It's like it's the new cool thing to be as fucked up as possible(or to act like your as f...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 16:45:00 GMT

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Posted by on Sun, 18 Feb 2007 23:57:00 GMT

Fuck

    You.
Posted by on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 20:50:00 GMT

And shepards we shall be.....

For the most part I dont like people.
Posted by on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 21:14:00 GMT