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Natalie

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About Me

I am an actress at heart but a little scientist lives in my brain. My profession has nothing to do with either one of them. I do love my job though! I am a Pure Romance Consultant. It is such a great company and I actually get paid to go to parties! All you have to do is gather all your girls and I'll let you smell, taste and feel our fabulous products. I sell top of the line spa products, lingerie, lotions and (my favorite!) bedroom accessories. It makes me feel wonderful that I can help women spice up their relationships and have a great time doing it. If you are interested in booking a party or becoming a Pure Romance Consultant, check out my blog for more info and my current specials!Check out my website at www.natalieschott.pureromance.com

My Interests

Knitting, Collecting yarn, Collecting froggy stuff, Animal behavior, Human sexuality (although the last 2 are pretty much the same thing), Petting my cats, Giving my doggie squeaky toys, Talking dirty, Taking pictures, Listening to thunderstorms, Making jewelry, Dying my hair, Praying for the Red Sox, Watching movies with my man, Reading good books, Eating good food, Emailing friends, Wondering what my walls would look like in purple, Singing Fiona Apple songs, Quoting The Simpsons at every possible opportunity

I'd like to meet:

Jane Goodall, Dian Fossey, William Shakespeare, Queen Elizabeth I, Jack Black, Manny Ramirez

Music:

Deathcab for Cutie, Cake, Ben Folds, Marilyn Manson, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Reel Big Fish, Fiona Apple, Type O Negative, The Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Sarah McLachlan, Clutch, Cindy Lauper, Nirvana, Ween, Tenacious D and a myriad of others that have fallen by the wayside

Movies:

The Princess Bride, Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show, A Mighty Wind, This is Spinal Tap, Goodfellas, So I Married an Axe Murderer, Sideways, American Beauty, The Corporation, Little Shop of Horrors, The Wedding Singer, Napolean Dynamite, Forrest Gump, Almost anything with Johnny Depp or George Clooney in it, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, Gigi, Brokeback Mountain, The Friday the 13th Series, Everything by the Coen Brothers, The Shawshank Redmption, Rodgers and Hammerstein musicals, Pretty much anything with zombies or mass murderers in it, Walk the Line, The Silence of the Lambs, Seven, Strictly Ballroom, Welcome to the Dollhouse, All the comedies with a mix of Vince Vaughn, Ben Stiller, Luke or Owen Wilson, Steve Carell and Will Ferrell, The Royal Tenenbaums, Lost in Translation, Hitchcock movies

Television:

The Office (BBC and NBC), My Name is Earl, Shalom in the Home, Reno 911, VH1 Celebreality and the I Love...shows, Pretty much any British Comedy, Law & Order (original and SVU), The Daily Show, The Simpsons, The L Word (until they gave Dana cancer and I couldn't watch it anymore without crying), Big Love, The Sopranos, Rome, Da Ali G Show, Six Feet Under, Deadwood, Anything that teaches me something I didn't know

Books:

Authors: PG Wodehouse, Kurt Vonnegut, Terry Pratchett, George R R Martin, Nick Hornby, Stephen King, Joseph Heller, Wally Lamb, JK Rowling, Debbie Stoller, Christopher Buckley, Lemony Snicket, Shel Silverstein, Christopher Moore, Douglas Adams Books: The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime, To Kill a Mockingbird, Infinite Jest, White Teeth, Empire Falls, Middlesex, The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay, Memoirs of a Geisha, The Life of Elizabeth I, Fall on Your Knees, The Red Tent and a bunch that I can't remember at the moment

Heroes:

Jane Goodall, Dian Fossey, David Ortiz, Larry David, Sacha Baron Cohen, Oprah Winfrey, Dr Ruth, Sue Johanson

My Blog

Summer Sextravaganza!!

Summer is here, which means it is time for Pure Romance by Natalie's SUMMER SEXTRAVAGANZA!!! If you have a Pure Romance party in June, I'm giving 15% hostess credit instead of the usual 10% and I...
Posted by Natalie on Sun, 27 May 2007 04:56:00 PST

Pure Romance

Pure Romance is an at-home party plan for adult women. I'm sure you have heard of Tupperware parties, but this is NO Tupperware party!! I sell amazing spa products, lingerie, massage oils, edible loti...
Posted by Natalie on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 02:15:00 PST