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Mrs. Marshmallow

we all know there is no such thing as soy milk, 'cause there are no soy titties are there?

About Me

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You are pretty much the coolest animal, a Liger.

Which Napoleon Dynamite character are you?
brought to you by QuizillaBESIDES THAT - decide for yourself. What I say means nothing . . you will make your own judgements

My Interests

.. width="425" height="350" ..In no particular order . . . beaches, kid movies, palm trees, aloha spirit, adventure, skydiving, hiking, family dinners, the smell of fall, a thirst for knowledge, hot apple cider, socket wrenches (especially the sound), the feeling in my stomach after performing on stage, sneaking onto government property to climb mountains, hot chocolate with marshmallows (made with milk of course), children, reminiscing with childhood friends, biting people, reading, hot macadamia nuts, music, learning from past experiences, my guitar, extra spicy bloody marys, hugs, christmas trees, blankets with scrunchie, smoking by myself on the balcony of my apartment, cooking for people, my pets, walking through museums, cows, innocence, never being able to know all of NYC (no matter how many times I go), Dali, suprises, dancing like no one is watching, being short (but tall enough to get on all the rides at Great Adventure), the first glimpse of sun after a long rain, long drives with loud music, writing, creating new/separate lives but growing closer to old friends, massages, inspiring people, black coffee, taking chances . . . to be continued.One of my biggest interests is learning - whether from experience, reading, talking to others, or whatever . . .the world can have so much to offer.Um, what else??? I don't know . .you'll have to ask.

I'd like to meet:

DAVID BOWE IN TIGHTS . . . OBVIOUSLY - - - ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------- BUT NO REALLY - - - I will tell you the people I DO NOT want to meet . . . ignorant people, people with regrets, know-it-alls, those who wallow in dramatic situations, the un-adventurous, people who are afraid to give their all and be themselves.

Music:

Pink Flyod, Led Zeppelin, Rolling Stones, Tori Amos, Deftones, Bob Marley, Alice in Chains, Oysterhead, Tool, Perfect Circle, Jack Johnson, Steel Pulse, Ben Harper, Duran Duran, Radiohead, Jethro Tull, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Sublime, blah, blah, too much more, this takes too long . . . anything good. Definition - makes you move, sing, think, dream, or say, "WOW" . .

Movies:

Napoleon Dynamite, Wet Hot American Summer, The Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, Big Fish, Pulp Fiction, Resevoir Dogs, Legends of the Fall, Usual Suspects, Grease, Dirty Dancing, Top Gun, (I know I'm a dork), Billy Madison, The Breakfast Club, Goonies, Willy Wonka (the original) and any OLD muppet movie

Television:

FAMILY GUY, Six Feet Under (the only show I watch religiously - like DON'T CALL ME ON SUNDAYS WHEN ITS ON!!!), Fraggle Rock (I have the 1st season on DVD and I make my students watch it), Beavis and Butthead, The State, do you remember that show? I loved it. . in fact, if anyone can get me the best of the State on dvd I'd love it!!!!! ---- Thanks for the belated B-Day gift FUDD

Books:

Lord of the Flies - its so funny how they make you read that book so young. read it again if you haven't in a while. Running with Scissors, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime, The Fountainhead

Heroes:

My mom

My Blog

My oral sex conversation with Maria

"Maria, I would not be able to give oral sex to a girl . . its like :-P instead of :-0"
Posted by Josetta on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST