Never question a drunk... |
Shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: A half-gallon of 2% milk, A carton of eggs, A quar t of orange juice, A head of romaine lettuce, A 2 lb. can of coffee and A 1 lb. package of bacon....
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jun 2008 22:24:00 GMT |
HOT ROD ETHEL |
Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.
Because the poor wo...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 14:12:00 GMT |
revenge in drink form!! |
A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks. While they’re sitting there having a good time together she starts talking about this really great new drink. The more she ta...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 19:08:00 GMT |
identify the "gasm" |
1. Sex in a boat - oar-gasms. 2. Sex with a nerd - dork-gasms. 3. Sex at the entrance to your house - door-gasms. 4. Sex on carpet or linoleum - floor-gasms. 5. Sex at the supermarket - store-gasms. 6...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 18:58:00 GMT |
12 things you shouldnt say to a cop |
1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
2. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
3.Aren't you the guy from the Village People?
4. Hey, y...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 13:26:00 GMT |
tickle me elmo |
There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports ...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Sep 2007 12:46:00 GMT |
101 things NOT to say during sex!!! |
1. But everybody looks funny naked!2. You woke me up for that?3. Did I mention the video camera?4. Do you smell something burning?5. (in a janitor's closet) And they say romance is dead...6. Try breat...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 22:07:00 GMT |
The restaurant story |
For all of you who frequent restaurants and understand the need for the service to be faster, this short story is a timeless lesson on how consultants can make a difference to an organizatio...
Posted by on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 16:00:00 GMT |
ghetto spellin bee |
Tyreal came home from school disappointed. 'I hateEnglish, dem teachers are always changing stuff'. Mother: 'Tyreal, have you been using bad words andwriting dirty notes again?...
Posted by on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 12:02:00 GMT |
Check you garage door! |
The boss walked into the office one morning not knowing his zipper was down and His fly area wide open. His assistant walked up to him and said, "This morning When you left your house, did you close y...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 15:20:00 GMT |
