I am no longer checking myspace, I am now exclusively a facebooker...

A big night for me involves snappy pants, a good long rooster and plenty of hard liquor. My friends describe me as 'casual-sexy'. I like long walks on the beach, romantic candle lit dinners and hot tubbing. My nipples are like bullets when it gets cold and I can crack walnuts with my butt muscles. I have a fear of gravity and kittens. I believe the dewy decimal system is a scam.

Ben and Megan do it Oriental Style

That's right! we are going on our honeymoon at last.... check out the blog here: TRAVEL BLOG . Updates almost daily.
Live Vegetable Garden Camera
Yes... I have a webcam on my vegie garden, it's part of a bigger tech project that I will announce here at a later date, this is just the hardware test. It has been up and running from a 10 year old laptop shell in a plastic box in the back of the garden wirelessly since the 23rd of June. Yes that is the bottom of a scarecrow at the top of the picture. To see the garden grow an extra .0001 of a mm, just refresh your browser NOW and notice the difference. And I know what your'e thinking, yes, it's true, I do rock'n'roll all night and party every day.

LATE BREAKING NEWS - The scarecrow has been fired, lets face it, he did fuck all for the garden, nothing but a lazy son of a bitch. He has been replaced by a kite shaped like a hawk on a bendy rod and it looks heaps scarier to birds and not so scary to my kids who where being a bit freaked out by the man in the backyard (scarecrow)...

IF THE PICTURE ABOVE IS BLACK IT'S BECAUSE IT IS NIGHT TIME... derrr

UPDATE - Camera currently no working...

Yeah... it's dead, not sure why, will look later this week