Random Facts About Me
1. The color orange makes me mad.
2. My 2nd toe is longer than my first.
3. I mumble when I type.
4. I've never been in the same room with my closest friend.
5. I'd rather be wanted than needed.
6. When my son was born, I marked his foot with a sharpie (just a little blue dot) to be sure they brought back the right baby.
7. I'm distantly related to Pete Rose.
8. I collect bells, but only have a few.
9. I don't collect unicorns and have dozens.
10. The glue on the back of stamps makes my lips swell up a little.
11. I have a love/hate relationship with the piano.
12. I do not heart cats and am allergic, but I snuggle with mine a lot.
13. I didn't have a houseplant until I was 30.
14. I love to cook but love take-out even more.
15. Techy talk makes me feel funny....down there.
16. I miss the 80's.
17. I used to think women could only have baby's the traditional way on Labor Day (HEY! I WAS 8)
18. I can not live without music.
19. I can fold a dollarbill origami style into a straw that won't uncurl.
20. The first time I drove a car I was with people who didn't know that I didn't know how to drive.
21. My parents let me smoke pot long before I could smoke cigarettes.
22. I don't have any tattoo's and only my ears are pierced.
23. The game "mousetrap" used to scare me as a child.
24. I believe moon wishes are heard louder than wishes on stars.
25. I didn't know that the word was "across" and not "acrossed" until a brainiac in Wales told me.
26. I used to think that tumbleweeds were alive.
27. I can't stand certain foods on my plate touching.
28. I love smashing birthday cake and ice cream together.
29. I used to take the sheets off my waterbed and draw on the mattress.
30. The first time I made devilled eggs I cut around the yolk, leaving a perfect yellow ball....and destroyed the white part in my quest to leave the yolk as one piece.
31. I long to fly an airplane.
32. Bungee jumping wrecked my joints, but I'd do it again. And again.
33. Gia is the most beautiful person on Earth, and should have a Snapple flavor named for her.
34. I'm addicted to Dr. Pepper and Marlboro 100's.
35. My first job was at a pool hall. I was paid with quarters for video games, cherry dr. pepper and bar food.
36. I've been on the local news twice.
37. I hate beer but MUST drink it when playing Volleyball.
38. I once slashed a boyfriends tire on his car, and then cut my hand when the air expelling knocked the knife back in my hand.
39. I first thought about dying when I was 6 and still have my "Will" that my sister helped me write before bed.
40. The first time I was ever scammed was by the same sister, who convinced me nickels were worth more than dimes, since they were bigger.
41. I love to rollerskate or rollerblade and hate ice skating.
42. I'm afraid of the ocean and love all marine life.
43. I love lizards and snakes and scorpions....not spiders though. NEVER spiders. And little yappy dogs scare me and make me hostile. Stupid fucking drop kick yappy dogs.
44. I thought birth control pills were for relieving cramps until I was 15. I started taking 'em when I was 12.
45. Anna Nicole Smith rocks my socks. Nuff said there.
46. I spend way too much time at my computer doing nothing productive.
47. I think people who don't vote should be the first sent to war.
48. I cry when I'm mad and then cry more because I'm mad that I'm crying and then get madder.
49. I think the decline in musical talent becoming famous could be reversed by making music downloads free, CD's cheaper and concert tickets $300. No lip syncing allowed.
50. Godiva chocolates are the best chocolates ever and should be called something better than simply "chocolate"