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Allegra

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About Me

Currently pioneering the field of battered and bruised modelling. I often talk kind of like a combination of a dadaist and an alzheimers patient. I really love Roseland, as in the area, not the band. I'm not actually sure if I've even heard the band. My brain tends to retain really detailed information on really useless shit, and process out stuff that I might actually need to know, at least lately. I like making fun of people, but mostly only to their faces because otherwise it's not as fun. I also usually don't mean it. I have a lot of bad habits, but I really enjoy them, so they can't really be that bad I don't think. I have a bright future ahead that involves a space boat and a Giles made out of a broomstick.I was gone once. I had a blog. You can read it.

My Interests

I am interested in job perks, like cute scrubs and designer sunglasses. I am interested in recruiting guinea pigs for uglifying makeup experiments. Who wants to help me perfect a nasty puncture wound? I like to read. I am interested in travelling--anywhere at all, Anchorage to Arkansas, Montana to Mozambique. I am interested in figuring out why people act the way they do, not in the like biological-psychological blah blah formula way, more like a feeling or something. I'm way more interested in feelings than reasons.

I'd like to meet:

Living room karaoke stars. Human triangles. A pimp, a chimp, and a gimp. More people who tolerate my intolerance. A wealthy benefactor. Janice Dickinson.

Music:

Anything I can scream into a microphone convincingly.

Movies:

MIRRORMASK, farenheit 9/11 and other Michael Moore movies, labrynth, ghost world, indie films, short films, musicals!

Television:

Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Desperate Houswives, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, America's Next Top Model, Big Love

Books:

Ginsberg and other beat poets, anything buffy related, william gibson, orson scott card, sci fi, poetry, biographies, fiction, david sedaris, Persepolis, Reading Lolita in Tehran

Heroes:

Buffy

My Blog

What's happening?

My other blog
Posted by Allegra on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 08:58:00 PST

Taggin

The first player of this game starts with the "6 weird things/habits about yourself". People who get tagged need to write a blog of their 6 weird habits/things, as well as state this rule clearly. At ...
Posted by Allegra on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 03:52:00 PST

being naughty

I decided to buck the system today and play a CD instead of KZST.  The boss ain't here, and I doubt anyone picking up their glasses will report me, but it still gives me a little thrill-- the one...
Posted by Allegra on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 02:51:00 PST

I hope you don't mind

that listening to Elton John turns me into an emo kid.
Posted by Allegra on Tue, 17 Jan 2006 12:44:00 PST

Another Dream

     It's funny that Lindsay posted her dream blog today, because last night I had one of the most intense dreams I've had in a while, and she was in it.      I...
Posted by Allegra on Thu, 15 Dec 2005 12:06:00 PST

Caution: May Contain Melodrama

I feel sick. Pukey. Worse than that, it's winter, which means that I feel like sobbing approx. 80% of my waking hours. The other 20% I feel drunk and or cold. School is almost over which means tha...
Posted by Allegra on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 04:55:00 PST

Blog happy

I'm chatty today or something.  My dissapointment of the day:  It turns out my extra hot FedEx lady has a girlfriend.  *sob*  Please post fun distractions so I don't mope over this...
Posted by Allegra on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 11:05:00 PST

Mwhahaha

This makes me feel all warm and fuzzy... Libby Indicted; Rove on the Ropes by Del Williams, 10/28/2005 A Mixed bag hit the White House today with the Special Prosecutor choosing not to bring an indic...
Posted by Allegra on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 10:05:00 PST

A few new things

Lupe had her baby, so I'm working full time now.  I hope she gets tired of it soon so she comes back and I can go back to part time. I got Alyn an adorable kitty for his B-Day. His name is Presid...
Posted by Allegra on Sat, 27 Aug 2005 05:52:00 PST

News, dreams, and fading blues

I'm pleased to announce that this blog is coming straight from the heart of my very own workplace. I now finally know the joy of paid MySpacing. Aside from the new job, very little has changed since...
Posted by Allegra on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST