milton at funny bones |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAo2O-_y-9w
This me on St Paddy's Day at Funnybone Comedy Club
Posted by on Sun, 05 Apr 2009 12:47:00 GMT |
YOU |
YOU PUSH BACK ON THE BED AND TELL ME I AM GOING TO GET IT&
YOU DO A STRIP TEASE AND I CAN'T KEEP MY EYES OFF YOU&
YOU TAKE MY SHIRT OFF AND PULL DOWN MY PANT AND GET ON TOP&
YOU START AT MY NECK AND T...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 06:21:00 GMT |
my life |
FUCK IT
IT USED TO BE A TIME IN MY ...
LIFE THAT I WASN'T REALLY WORRIED ABOUT IT&
I MEAN I NEVER WAS REAL SERIOUS AND I ALWAYS SAID FUCK IT IF I HAD AN ISSUE&
WELL I SEE NOW THAT I SAID FUCK IT TO M...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 05:16:00 GMT |
ITS BEEN A WHILE |
FUTURE
YOU WILL STAY ON MYMIND DAILY AND I KNOW THIS&
I HAVE WOKEN UP AND WENT TO SLEEP WITH YOU ON MY MIND&
I MISS YOU JUST SMILING WHEN YOU SEE ME&
OR WHEN I JUST STARE INTO YOUR EYES...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Jun 2008 08:31:00 GMT |
MORE ADVISE |
WHY IS IT WHEN YOU FIND THAT SPEICAL SOMEONE IN YOUR LIFE& THEN EVERYONE WANTS YOU? I HAVE NEVER UNDERSTOOD THAT& YOU SEARCH FOR MR. OR MRS RIGHT& YOU CAN'T FIND ANYONE EVEN INTERESTED IN YOUR...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 10:18:00 GMT |
I am coming back |
I CALL MYSELF A FREAK AT TIMES BECAUSE MY MIND IS ALWAYS ON SEX&
I HAVE NEVER EVER WENT A FULL DAY WITHOUT SOME KIND OF THOUGHT ABOUT IT&
FOR SOME REASON I HAVE IT IN MY BLOOD AND IT RUNS THRU...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 06:58:00 GMT |
DR MILTON IS IN... |
WAYS TO SPICE UP AN EVENING&
CLASSIC WELCOME HOME FOR MEN&
AS HE OPENS THE DOOR& YOU HAVE ON A SEXY NIGHTGOWN OR NAKED(YOUR CHOICE)
YOU HAND HIM HIS FAVORITE DRINK& DON'T LET HIM MOVE A...
Posted by on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:15:00 GMT |
why i write |
SOMEBODY ASKED ME WHY I WRITE LIKE I DO&
I LOOKED AT THEM TOLD THEM I WILL WRITE ABOUT IT&
I WONDER DO PEOPLE REALLY READ WHAT I WRITE AND UNDERSTAND IT&
HELL SOMETHINGS I WRITE THE SAME STUFF...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 21:38:00 GMT |
BAD DREAMS |
I USED TO PULL MY COVERS OVER MY HEAD TO MAKE THE ROOM EVEN DARKER&
I WANTED TO GO INTO A DEEP SLEEP AND LET MY MIND RUN WILD WITH DREAMS&
NOT THE FAIRLY TALE DREAMS THAT FILL THE KIDS HEADS AS...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Mar 2008 18:34:00 GMT |
SEX ON THE FIRST DATE |
FIRST DATE
HIS SOFT HANDS TOUCHES YOUR FACE&
YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES AND READY YOUR LIPS FOR THE KISS&
THE KISS YOU BEEN WAITING ON SINCE THE FIRST TIME YOU HEARD HIS VOICE&
YOUR LIPS PRESS AGAINS...
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 21:10:00 GMT |
