About Me

I am Boring, Socially Inept, and Slowly becoming a Recluse... If you want to know more about me you should read the book. It's called:
"How I am a Detriment to Society"

By the way, you probably won't find the book anywhere because it doesn't exist... Just throwing that out there. . . .

This guy stole my arms!

HowManyOfMe.com

There are:
1,466
people with my name
in the U.S.A.
How many have your name?

I guess I am not as Individual as I'd like

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Norman Borlaug(The Greatest Person of All Time... Seriously),

Bruce Lee (The Greatest Martial Artist of All Time... Seriously),

Dr. Paul Farmer(BEST LECTURER EVER!!),

Winona Ryder (...Yeah, I have a thing for black hair),

Edward Scissorhands,

David Cross (My Favorite Comedian),

Michio Kaku (My favorite Theoretical Physicist),

The guy from the "Set it and Forget it" Infomercial,

My Blog

Ok........So there is no God....

I don't go to "mainstream" concerts much. But after the Death Cab concert tonight, I have a question:When the fuck did a cell phone become a substitute for a lighter???You know what, if you don't brin...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 02:03:00 GMT

Freedom or Rebellion

John Ashcroft was on The Daily Show tonight. He said something that made me think. He said: "Freedom is America's greatest value." It's a simple statement. A statement that people can understand (eve...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Oct 2006 02:10:00 GMT

Why the hell is the Set Your Goals CD so Good?

Seriously, why is this CD so good? I don't know, I don't even really like that kind of music usually. But, Jesus Christ! I listen to it AT LEAST 3 times a day. It is the only thing I listen to anymore...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Oct 2006 21:06:00 GMT

Good Joke, Wrong Generation

So I am at Church today. I like going to church with old people because I find that I usually get more out of it spiritually then I do from a youth group or the like (You get more doctrine and less si...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 23:16:00 GMT

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