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Flogging Jeffery

He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whethe

About Me

“The Edge... there is no honest way to explain it because the only people who really know where it is are the ones who have gone over.”

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My Interests

Movies, music, comic books, normal books, stand-up comedy, hanging out with friends, tattoos, strangers.. width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

The guy who invented "crocs" so I can punch him in the face for making me look at all those stupid shoes.

Music:

afi, alkaline trio, at the drive-in, atmosphere, atom and his package, atom ant, American nightmare, anti-flag, Arctic monkeys, bane, between the buried and me, billy idol, the bled, blood brothers, brand new, bright eyes, the bronx, bang sugar bang, cake, circletakesthesquare, the clash, the cure, converge, death by stereo, dead kennedys, dead milkmen, dropkick murphy's, drunk upstairs, everytime i die, evergreen terrace , eyedea and abilities, flogging molly, get up kids, glassjaw, gym class heroes, head automatica, hot hot heat, jello biafra the kinks, louie xiv, madvillian, mars volta, matchbook romance, matisyahu, mewithoutyou, misfits, modest mouse, mother Russia, movie life, norma jean, panic at the disco, pretty girl makes graves, poison the well, reggie and the full effect, rise against, social distortion, sparta, sex pistols, squad five-o, tenacious d ,they might be giants, themselves, thrice, thursday, trail of the dead, underoath,we are scientists, zao there are a lot more but that's all you get for now.

Movies:

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind,lotr trilogy,slc punk, conduct zero ,clerks ,mallrats ,chasing amy ,garden state, the nightmare before christmas,donnie darko,evil dead 1,2,3 , fight club,all monty python,the american dream,young frankenstien,waking life,trainspotting,locked,stocked and two smoking barrels, the prophecy, fear and loathing in las vegas,shaolin soccer,shaun of the dead ,high fidelity ,say anything ,kill bill theres more i just don't feel like typing them all right now i will update you all later

Television:

He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn't an afterlife.

Books:

breakfast of champions slaughter house five lullaby choke survivor invisible monsters the complete hitchhikers guide motorcycle diaries if chins could kill confessions of a b- list actor The Rum Diary Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas

Heroes:

Conan O'Brien, Powdered Toast Man, Hunter S. Thompson,

My Blog

Its better than bad its good

Hello all. I would like to start of by saying sorry for the last blog. I let my frustrations get the best of me. I am much better now. I am back under control....not saying I was ever out of control,...
Posted by Flogging Jeffery on Mon, 25 Feb 2008 09:53:00 PST

there were never any good ole days, there are today, there are tomarrow

You ever just want to scream at the top of your lungs until your voice cracks and you pass out. Cause I do. Most days lately. I don't know why. If I knew why I'd stop it. And it's not an all day thing...
Posted by Flogging Jeffery on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 01:03:00 PST

This is Major Tom to ground control.....

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 7 days down 5 more to go. I kinda sorta hate this. But at the same time........ I kinda like it. Anyway almost done. Opening week is over now it'...
Posted by Flogging Jeffery on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 08:40:00 PST

Stupid fucking bitches.

Whorehouse...? Really?  What the fuck do you take me as? NOw don't get me wrong I'm not saying your not a bunch of Whores I'm just saying I didn't call you whores on the date in question. So eat ...
Posted by Flogging Jeffery on Fri, 28 Dec 2007 07:57:00 PST

Tsk Tsk.

I stumbled. Fell off the horse if you will. I smoked a Cigarette yesterday. The good thing is that it tasted like shit. I got zero enjoyment out of it. So that is cool. So far so good. It's harder tha...
Posted by Flogging Jeffery on Sun, 16 Dec 2007 11:06:00 PST

The good times are killing me.

Step 1: Liver. Task: Quit drinking. Status: Accomplished. Step 2: Lungs. Task: NO MORE CIGGARETTES!!!! (They kill you too, just slower.) Status: Just flushed remain 15 cigarettes down toilet. God I ...
Posted by Flogging Jeffery on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 11:17:00 PST

Time to get the fuck out of dodge. For a bit anyways

I think it has finally happened. I am now bored with my life. My life is not bad, It's just boring. I need something new. Something to mix things up a bit. Before you say it I'm not talking about crac...
Posted by Flogging Jeffery on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 02:06:00 PST

Bite down, close your eyes, this will all be over soon

I have had some fucked up dreams the past couple of days. Just flat out wierd shit. Thing is I don't even think I was asleep for some of them. If everything that came with it didn't suck so bad I...
Posted by Flogging Jeffery on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 10:07:00 PST

Take this potted plant to the woods and set it free.

Do you ever get the feeling that everything you know and love is about to change? I have that feeling. I've had it for about a month. I just hope it's for the better.
Posted by Flogging Jeffery on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 12:18:00 PST

If everythign thing I do is wrong goddamn I do it right

So it has now been two months since I quit drinking and though I do feel better i.e. more energy, less vomitting I still would want nothing more than a nice big growler of telewhacker. Or a Gin and to...
Posted by Flogging Jeffery on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 10:29:00 PST