Sometimes, there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here - the Dude from New Jersey. Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's the Dude. The Dude, from New Jersey. And even if he's a lazy man - and the Dude was most certainly that. Quite possibly the laziest in all of Bergen County, which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide. Sometimes there's a man, sometimes, there's a man. Well, I lost my train of thought here. But... aw, hell. I've done introduced it enough.
