Jim - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I am able to leap over extreme heights with just one small leap. I am a shepherd of all that is good. I once got busy in a Burger King bathroom. I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die. I have saved the lives of thousands of war orphans. And I like cheese.

My Interests

Playing kickball. Cage-fighting. Gator wrestling. Making saltwater taffy.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet a female with 2 arms and 2 legs. Must not have any lazy eyes or prosthetic appendages. Must bathe regularly. And must like to do it. A lot.

Music:

Burl Ives, Mantovani, Dean Martin, Bing Crosby, Pat Boone, Slayer

Movies:

Anything about nekkid ladies or containing any images of nekkid ladies. And anything with the words "Spring Break" in the title.

Television:

Yes, I have one. It shows all sorts of neat things.

Books:

Anything with pitchers of nekkid ladies.

Heroes:

You.