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About Me

Hi my name is David. Umm my friends would call me a crazy, insane, funny kinda guy.... with a sexy ass. I LOVE JESUS!!! And big PAPA GOD!!!! I like comic books(but i'm not a total geek), parties, movies, and drinking(don't worry I'm legal). Umm.. i'm currently going to school to major in buissiness and minor in marketing. My dream is to go into advertising and open my own ad agency one day. I'm funny, easy going and brutally honest (but in a good way). Life is a banquet, most poor suckers are starving to death, so hit the buffet and the open bar. I don't like writing about my self. Im really cool so dont be afraid to hit me up. Bye for now! MyGen Profile Generator hey, you gotta look at this awesome webpage for making your own south park cartoon

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Hot goofy crazy @$$ Girls who aren't intimedated with a one hand man of love (oh yeah... I have one hand thats a little messed up, but its not that messed up. So if you think thats messed up, then you're messed up. Don't worry, I'm just messin' with you. Mess messy messed up.) and true passion. Anyone up for a good time. Mark Waid, Mike Wieringo(RIP), Stan "the man" Lee, Dan Slott, Brian Michael Bendis, Kirsten Dunst, and your cousin.

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My Blog

A vent made in the form of story I constanily play in my insane head.

He walked with God in the liar and was expressing his exhastion of all the trails tribulations he they had faced on there journey. The journey was not God's journey the journey was the Pink Prophet's ...
Posted by on Sun, 21 Jun 2009 18:00:00 GMT

How do these things happen?

How do these things happen? How do lifelong friendships start, and how do they end? How does your life go compelely off track in what seems like an instant, then back on track in a day? I wish I knew....
Posted by on Tue, 19 May 2009 01:10:00 GMT

2008

So IQuit smoking.Became an Egeosexual or God Focused SexualStarted Working out and making my body look sexyWent Clubing for the First timeTurned 21My Sprit fell bad for someoneI had to let that person...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 09:02:00 GMT

Is this the end????

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Posted by on Tue, 30 Sep 2008 18:35:00 GMT

I am numb!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can't feel right now. All I know is, as happy as I am about who I've become latly I hate myself. The journey of becing a different, better person in that proess I last the good I was. I AM A HORRIBL...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 01:12:00 GMT

A long over due vent!!!!

Well, here I go again. If you don't want to hear anything about egeosexuallity nows your time to leave. So this semester of school I've changed a lot right? Yeah I became egeosexual, I quit smoking, ...
Posted by on Sat, 31 May 2008 01:34:00 GMT

I’m hurting now!!!!

Hey guys, I'm hurting right now. I just finished 27 dress and that movie I love and hate it. For reals why can't there be egeosexual movies instead of hetreosexual bullshit movies all the fucking time...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 02:31:00 GMT

2 Gay clubs in one night!

So on Sat night I went to 2 Gay Clubs, Faces and Badlands. It was awesome.  I went with my bro and his friend. Yep 2 straight guys and an egeo went to the Gay clubs oh yeah! So first we went to f...
Posted by on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 00:27:00 GMT

Lessons of life taught by the Looney Toons

So as of late my writings of my new found sexuality will continue. By the way the name of my new sexuality is called Egeo Sexuality, translation "Lack of sexual desires for both sexes" But thats&...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 14:52:00 GMT

The Club

After 3 years of trying it happend, I went to my first club. It was off the chain my friends the name of the club was "The Park" and I went with Joe, Kyle, Trevor, and my older bro Jon. I got all...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 12:32:00 GMT