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Malaklava

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About Me

I'm a strange person.....beware, you have been warned!!
I really enjoy raw and offensive humor. I like the things most people cringe when they hear.
I like deep conversations about really weird and obscure shit.
I use massive amounts of profanity. Get fucking used to it.
I can cook better than you!!
People tend to think I'm a musical genius, but I think they're on crack, cause i'm kinda retarded.
I love laughing as much as getting the living hell scared out of me. Everyone needs a little exhilaration. And yes, hell lives within me!
I don't really care for racism, ignorance, and illiteracy, among other things.
I always seem to get categorized or "genrenized" even though I never really "fit in" a particular group. I don't like "cliques" or "groups", I like individuals. So if you say something to me like, "You dress so metal," I'll injure you! :)
I'm loved by many, probably hated by a lot more!!
I play guitar in ShadowRealm !
I'm really a clone posing as myself. Now where the fuck is that evil twin of mine??
You scored as Existentialist. Existentialism emphasizes human capability. There is no greater power interfering with life and thus it is up to us to make things happen. Sometimes considered a negative and depressing world view, your optimism towards human accomplishment is immense. Mankind is condemned to be free and must accept the responsibility.
Existentialist


88%

Materialist


88%

Modernist


63%

Cultural Creative


56%

Romanticist


56%

Postmodernist


56%

Idealist


25%

Fundamentalist


19%
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Interesting people who love music as much as I do and other musicians.
Anyone who understands my fucked up way of thinking!
Independent people who can think for themselves.
....And anyone who's not just here to whore themselves out!! I have plenty of real life friends; I don't need you to waste my time to be just another number on your friends list!

My Blog

Well, vacations are not overrated....

So a friend and I went down to Orlando, just for the hell of it.  It was pretty fun....what I can remember of it.  Our plane was delayed and we ended up getting moved to first class from Atlanta to Or...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Apr 2009 19:05:00 GMT

Deep South here I come...

....on my way to Birmingham, Alabama to visit my grandparents (and other relatives) for Thanksgiving.  This ought to be interesting considering I haven't been there in some 16 years or so.  ...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 12:16:00 GMT

I think Ill have another....

.....dream about some weird shit.  This one started off with my driving to a school with my mother.  We get into some kind of argument and I tell her I'll just meet her there later.  Wh...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Nov 2008 18:44:00 GMT

Life does seem to throw things at you.......

....that make you wanna scream, "WTF!?"  Had a crazy dream where bullies from my past came out and were taunting me and when I threw punches at them they were weak.  I finally got sick and t...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Nov 2008 03:11:00 GMT

And yet another moment when life seems fragile.....

     Life does some funny things.  It makes you really wonder what the hell happened and why things turn out the way they do.  I started to get all nostalgic a few moments ago...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 20:19:00 GMT

Its been exactly a year.....

     .....since I've written one of these; and what a long one it's been.  From the things that have happened I still don't understand how I can keep my sanity.  I'm tire...
Posted by on Wed, 21 May 2008 14:55:00 GMT

Now's the point where I go shove my head in the blender....

Alright!  A lot has happened in the past couple months.  It's been very interesting for me.  I guess lets start out with saying that my roommate's moving out.  This has been someth...
Posted by on Mon, 21 May 2007 15:43:00 GMT

The trouble with dreaming......

......is that you can't have dreams if you can't sleep.  Well, at least not good ones.  I've been taking benadryl, because that usually kicks my ass into a coma.  It didn't do anything ...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 12:36:00 GMT

I'm just going to buy a pocket pussy!!! Careful......this is a long one!!!

It's been a little while since I've written one of these, (considering the last two I did write got erased before I could post them), so I'll try to update as much as I know....(cause apparently I did...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 22:53:00 GMT

The long long road to hell....continued!!

Oh yes, the trip was great!!  Alex, Mike and I had one hell of a time.  Probably the best short-lived road trip I've ever had the pleasure of experiencing.  Maiden fucking rul...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 07:57:00 GMT