BUY OR RENT MY BROTHER AND HELP A HANDICAPPED CHILD
By Kathy McIntyre, Editor
I've had it!!! I'm sick and tired of people saying things like; “Wow I wish I had a wonderful brother like yours” or “I was an only child, it’s so lonely not having siblings.”
Well boo hoo, here’s your chance, you want my brother? You want practical jokes every time you turn around? Ha!! Here’s your opportunity. Get out your check book. And this isn't just me either. My children Damon, Dustie, Nicky & Missy are ready to give you a really good price on one slightly used “Uncle Bill “as well.
None of us want to go through his bad jokes another minute. You want a family, you can have him. I'm encouraging everyone across America to help me with this. Each week I’ll have a; “Why I Should Get Kathy’s Brother” article where you can give us your best case scenario of why you should get him. Oh yes he’s single ladies, but he’s 58 years old and an Obsessive Compulsive Denver Broncos fan. You want a test drive before you buy? Great. We'll be working with a few local restaurants to make that happen. (Probably around Christmas time). So just a few details as to why you want him and you got him. Then you keep him. That’s our family policy.
My brother William H. Yarroll II, is the founder of the got Kids? Charity for disabled, abused, abandoned children and young people. He has dedicated his life in a large part to advocacy for them. Many of these children have been born without limbs. There are many amazing success stories that have come from got Kids? At this point in time the charity is growing and the financial challenges of helping this population group is growing as well. Our entire lives my brother and I have faced the most difficult of times with humor, now is one of those times. Please send your reasons for wanting to buy and or rent my brother, along with your tax deductible donation made out to:
Got Kids? c/o Gateway News, PO Box 88, Commerce City, Colorado 80037
OR
mail directly to:
got Kids ?, 630 N. Sepulveda Blvd. PMB 623, El Segundo, California 90245
For further information please visit got Kids? web site at;
www.esi-gotkids.org

"You can rent my UCLA fan brother and make him wear shirts
like the one above"
~Thanks, Hala