Ted Parker is an indie film actor currently residing in the metro-Atlanta area.
Ted Parker's most recent credits include "Jesus H. Zombie," "The Castrator," "Return of the Jackalope," "Carnal Highway," "PARKER," (see VIDEO) and "Syndi's 1st DragonCon."
Ted Parker was once the bass guitarist for local metal band, THROBBING MEMBER. Ted Parker now works with bUGbRAIN and his solo project.
Ted Parker served 3 years (1995-1998) in the U.S. Army.
Ted Parker is also a metal-head who sings the mp3 hit "Loogies of Doom," as featured on the "BOB"'s Slacktime Funhouse radio show.
Ted Parker is also known as "Rev. Dr. Ted-Man" and is an ordained minister and High Priest of the Church of the SubGenius (www.subgenius.com).
Ted Parker mistook the Jackalope for Bruce Campbell in "Reutrn of the Jackalope."
Ted Parker recently graduated from Chattahoochee Technical College and majored in "Entertainment Technology."
Ted Parker also has a popular Film Page! Simply click on "Ted Parker" below and see the Other Side of Ted!
Ted Parker HAS ESCAPED FROM THE LYMPH NODE INSTITUTE AND IS AT LARGE!!!
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My Interests
Music:
Member Since: 15/08/2006
Band Members: Ted - everything
Influences: KISS / Ramones / Alice Cooper / GWAR / Black Sabbath / Anthrax
Sounds Like: Punk Metal or Garage
Record Label: UMM, LLC
Type of Label: Indie
My Blog
Ted Parker has been institutionalized.
My name is Lydia Creek and I'm with the Federal Bureau of Investigations. I just legally seized and hacked into the various websites run by Thomas "Ted" Edmond Parker to update the public on the curre... Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 16:45:00 GMT