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swagga-jockas ♥ me

fuck your opinion. just respect mines.

About Me

please be patient!! maximize your screen!! please be patient!! maximize your screen!! please be patient!! maximize your screen!! please be patient!! maximize your screen!! please be patient!! thank you.-- Begin Table -- End Table --My Music. [ Me'shell Ndegecello - Fool Of Me ]
The Introduction.
So you've found your way to my shitty ass piece of the net. Congrats. You can call me Shine but my name is Sunshine. No fuckers, that's not an nickname nor alias. Please retain all corny jokes about my name. I've gotten them for as long as I can remember and it's quite stupid. So spare me. Anyways. This is my spot to vent my feelings, emotions, artistic inclinations, etc. Many may ask why do I feel the need to put so much work into a bullshit ass myspace page..? Hmm. Let's ponder. Maybe it's because my page is an extention of my appearance, my "virtual" appearance. Unless I were to be seen in person, this the closest inclination of how I carry myself. And just like my actual appearance, I maintain proper upkeep because you never know who will see you & judge you based solely on that one thing. I can't speak for others, but this is my viewpoint. And yes, many may think I some type of weirdo, loser, lame, whatever. That is inevitable when you have haters. Fact of the matter is, I really don't give a fuck about your opinion. You just better respect mines. And there's one thing you must not get fucked up. Just because I type shit about myself in the most articulate way possible, does not mean you will even know .9999999% about what makes me the woman I am. You don't know me. To know me is to be me. And you'll never be me, not even the swagga-jockin' ass whores. Feel free to bask in my glow and wish you were as fucking gorgeous as I am. I'm not conceited nor egotistical. Not at all. I just know I'm prettier than most, on the outside as well as the inside. Don't hate. Just envy.
Brief Outline.
- - government is Sunshine K.
- - called Shine, Sunny, Sunny Bunny, & Moon Beam (thanks Ace)
- - product of the late 80's
- - very much wifed up
- - XX chromosomes (for the assholes, i'm a girl)
- - from the city of brotherly love
- - 69 inches vertical
- - 1/2 blk, 1/4 indian <[i>not native american] & 1/4 white
- - occassional daddy's girl
- - equally attracted to both sexes
- - unemployed with moocher traits
- - sugarcoated?.. plus sized
- - drama, drug, & child free
- - self-taught graphic designer
- - green eyes...courtesy of contacts
- - caramel blond hair..courtesy of bleach black is definitely my color
- - 45% of my time is spent being bored
- - epitome of a stubborn Taurus [4.30.88]
- - mature & intellectual w/ "blond moments"
- - self-proclaimed recovering internet junkie
- - "photo-whore" tendancies
- - haven't been tatted or pierced as of yet
- - wanna know more? ask me.
Random Shit. *updated*
My profanity is not due to an ignorant mind or a lack of an extensive vocabulary. Profanity just helps put emphasis on things you're trying to get across to people. You can't always speak politely or politically correct. I sleep with my fan on all year round. I don't tip when I go out to restaurants. My room is semi-messy 30% of the time. For some strange reason, I hate to have my back facing my door while I'm in bed. The only unladylike thing I do is spit on occassions. I talk on the phone while I'm on the toliet. I've change my hair color at least 3 times a year for the last 5 years. I don't look like either of my parents. (NO, I'm not adopted & YES my father is my father.) I sleep on my stomach. I usually only use baby lotion and Dove soap. My feet are a lot lighter than the rest of me. I'm lonely a lot. I wish I drank a lot more water than I do. I think 95% of people are not smart enough to fully understand me. I'm often told I should be a pyschologist or a therapist of some kind. I understand people and their problems on a much higher level than the average person can even comprehend. Sometimes I eat peanut butter & grape jelly straight from the jars with a spoon. I wonder what my handwriting says about me. My mind is extremely sexually oriented. I like corned beef & provolone cheese sandwiches with a lot of mayonnaise. I can't sleep unless I know my phone is within 2ft. of me. I wear a size 9 1/2 in shoes. My favorite colors to wear are black & brown, but not together. I don't think I could lead a productive life if I didn't have black mascara, clear lipgloss, and huge hoop earrings. I like to wear gold more than silver . I'm in love with my flat iron. I'm an emotional eater. People often ask me why I am so smart...*shrugs shoulders*..I guess good genes and a lot of reading. Oversized purses & oversized sunglasses are my weaknesses. I hate to argue. I prefer to maturely discuss. I like to analyze things fully before making assuptions. I tend to get glass in my feet more often than most...I like to be barefoot. I never ever had bad behavior when I was in school. If I'm wrong, I don't mind sincerly apologizing. I watch way too much TV. I hate the feeling I get in my throat and chest area when my feelings are hurt. I tend to sneeze when I tweeze my right eyebrow. I often notice little dumb ass plot & editing mistakes in movies, commercials, videos, etc. that most people miss. I'm super observant. I'm the baby of 7 girls [4 sisters from my dad; 2 from my mom] . I have two brothers, too. I have an I.Q. of 145 152. I got smarter. I don't fuck with too many people. Their obsession with being fake gets in the way of friendship. I hate fakes. I'm a goof ball. I hate being alone. I have like the biggest crush on Christian Troy from Nip/Tuck!! I'm anti-Bush. I wanna get a shitzu & a yorkie and name them Dolce & Gabbana. I haven't learned to drive yet. I can't stand french dressing. I see beauty in almost everyone. Well, not the obviously ugly people. Shopping to me is what cigarettes are to smokers. It soothes me. I'm an avid reader. I like urban fiction as well as informative books. I think know I have psychic ability. I suffer from mild OCD. It's undiagnosed but I have to do certain things certain ways or it just don't feel right to me. I'm pro-life. Mastubation is great for the soul. I'm quite humorous. I wanna get a tongue piercing & a monroe piercing but I'm too scared. I fuckin' HATE needles, especially IVs. I get instant *snaps fingers* anxiety attacks. Most people close to me call me a diva. I agree.
two words...stop faking.
Obsessed With.
long hair..cunnilingus[define it]..5-inch wedge heeled shoes..sleeping..the color pink..stunna shades..french tips..lip gloss..sarcasm..pizza..monroe piercings..apple juice..bangles..keyshia cole..taking pictures..gold..being hugged..Nip/Tuck..interior & graphic design..forehead kisses..the internet..huge earrings..yorkies & shitzu dogs..tongue piercings..discretion..springtime..angelina jolie..ranch & italian dressing
Opposed To.
boredom.X.not having my hair done.X. ray j .X.hot ass summer days.X.pain.X.picture & graphic theft.X.whiggers.X.superficial people.X.dial-up connections.X.too much aggressiveness .X.loud car stereos.X.okra.X.female bodybuilders.X.mismatched weave.X.$150 jeans with drag holes in the hem part.X.ignorance.X.iPods [only cus i don't have one].X.being pinched.X.cats.X.maybe even you
Button.
If you like me and/or my work, please promote me. I have no problem with exchanging links/buttons.
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Page Info.
title? True Vixen
featuring? P!nk
creator? EVERYTHING you see is all by ME
program? psp 8
fonts? IncisedBlack Normal, Scriptina & 04b03
produced? 11.29.06
love it. hate it. take it. leave it.
whatever. but you betta respect it.
Contact.
aim. RiiSQUE BiiTCH & uber lavish
bp. RiiSQUE
cs. 0rgasMiic
ff. lavish
site. http://xplicit-kizz.net/Lavish push
[you jock, i block]
Comments.
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Disclaimer.
The content on http://myspace.com/demurely_risque including text and images is copywritten to Sunshine K. unless stated otherwise. Reproduction or distribution of the content shall not be used without my consent. If you like something I've done, please feel free to contact me and ask for advice on how you can do it too.
© 2007 http://myspace.com/Demurely_Risque All Rights Reserved. The Links.
Can you decipher which links are for what???
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Guess I'm a photo-whore .
Hop on my ficticious "dick" .
Don't just say "hey wuts up" .
Tell me how much you envy me .
Since I'm fuckin' hawt, be my groupie .
I like to know how the world perceives me .
The Homies.
They're almost as fly as I am. Almost. *lol*
racquel | paloma | meshia | jonny | barry | cryptic | malie | ace & fi | view all
The Photographs.
I'm kinda diggin' the B&Ws.
20 total. updated nov 29th.
Past Layouts.
Let's dwell on the past a little bit. Ain't my shit hot?.. I know. *lolz*
debut? 10.03.06
debut? 9.28.06
debut? 9.03.06
debut? 8.31.06
debut? 8.27.06
debut? 8.16.06

My Blog

OLD PICTURES!!

some of my old pix are at...bp and my other myspace page...go check em out....
Posted by swagga-jockas ♥ me on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 03:58:00 PST

shoes!!!

hey peoples. guess what i did today? i went SHOPPING!! ooh i love shopping, especially for shoes!!! i bought these white leather sandals with a 5-inch high-heeled cork wedge semi-covered wit...
Posted by swagga-jockas ♥ me on Sat, 19 Aug 2006 09:52:00 PST

bye-bye daddy...?

Just when I'm settling back in at home after a two week "vacation", my dad tells me that he wants to move to his hometown, Sumter, South Carolina. So not in my future plans. I love philly! I'm a...
Posted by swagga-jockas ♥ me on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 05:57:00 PST

blur.

Today was a blur. *sighs*  A slept like the whole day away. Went to bed at like 11-ish this morning and woke up at like 7 something tonight. I got no sleep what so ever last night because I was u...
Posted by swagga-jockas ♥ me on Thu, 17 Aug 2006 10:59:00 PST

welcome back.....?

so here i am. once again. back at myspace after a month and a half hiatus. i did have a page on here before and still do. i just can't get onto it. it's myspace.com/fuxkn_lady. the problem is that i c...
Posted by swagga-jockas ♥ me on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 09:52:00 PST