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Lance

Nobody lives forever

About Me

Heyy im Lance, im 20, brown hair and eyes, went to Pat-Med HS. Went to tech school after that now im working and figuring out what I want my life to amount to. Im a little to confident, aggresive, but I am funny, at least I think so. I hate people, but at the same time love them. I cant stand bad drivers, although Im close with many of them. I hate poeple that think they are better than others, especially the "bullies" if you will. I feel the need to enforce justice my own way, usually isnt apporved by the law. I hate dick cops, with a passion, and anybody on a power trip for that matter. It bothers me when people make judgment of people after small talk. With all that said I get along with almost everybody, and have a lot of friends that I would do anything for. I do the best I can to make them happy, doesnt always work.. I dont like to watch them fuck up, but what are you gunna do. I have a lot of respect for people that spend the time to not be a deuche bag. I dominate in guitar hero lol. Im the biggest geek you will every meet, and i love it. I have tattoos of wolverine and spiderman, and I will still beat the shit out of you when you say something about me. I build computers when im bored, play video games, and work on my car day in and day out. My car is always broken, all the time. Ive dumped a whole lot of money into it, and dont have much to show for it, except my knowledge, which is more important ayways. Rather that than be a dumbass who cant tell a wrench from an asshole. Im not a fan of imports, but with enough money and prayers they can be worthwhile. Im just getting a hold of the whole engine building seen, and would like to build one on my own, with no guidance when I get the money for it. Ive had the same car since I was 16, mainly because I know how to drive and havent wrecked it yet. Ive been finding myself being a lot more open with my self and opinions. I never try to impress anybody, and am always myself. Ive made a lot of friends recently because of that, and I love it. Im in love with my girlfriend, and have been so for 2 years now. I love hanging out with new people, and being able to be myself around them. Im not shy at all, and will talk about almost anything imaginable very openly. Some people find it replsive at times, because they are uncomfortable with themselves. I love my life, and wouldnt change anything about it. I believe in god, and that what goes around comes around. Im always nice and respectful to everyone until they give me reason to act otherwise. I dont have any enemies that I no of, and dont like to start trouble. I hate it when people disrespect me, my family, and my friends. Thats where I usually wind up getting in trouble. I think its stupid to spend your whole life planning ahead. At any moment everything can be taken away from you. I hate it when i procrastinate, and leave arguments on bad ends with people. Im scared to death of losing anybody close to me, its my only fear, aside from losing at guitar hero. lol. I will continue this about me another time when I have a few moments to relax and talk lol.

My Interests

Well im really athletic and am always playing handball or climbing something of some sort....im into muscle cars, and me and my dad built a 70 el camino.....i really like having friends and hanging out....I love the summer, and hanging out with my friends on those hot summer nights....in sombodies backyard just talkin, havin a couple drinks and just enjoying life. I go fishing all the time, but i dont catch fish all the time lol, im workin on that lol. Im a computer geek lol, always tinkering or rigging some invention i made lol.I also love hanging out with my Nicole - she makes everything entertaining, even if were sitting doing nothing its fun with her....shes my love =) Thats about all I can think of off the top of my head, send me a message if you wanna here more lol.Take the quiz:
What kind of muscle car are you?

1971 Plymouth Barracuda
You have a 1971 Plymouth Barracuda. You love beer. You love your car. It's fast as hell, and thats all that matters! And yes, it's got a hemi.....that's right I said a hemi!

I'd like to meet:

I love meeting all kids of people, especially people that arent like everybody else. I love meeting crazy people, that would brand themselves, drink piss cocktails, jump out hotel windows naked, and that make people laugh. :)..

Music:

I listen to a lot of music from rock, hip-hop, to techno. Some favorites of mine are korn, motley crue, linkin park, finch, eminem, foo fighters, good charlotte, hoobastank, nas, postal service, something corporate, all american rejects, mars volta, from autumn to ashes, 311, AFI, blink 182, fabolous, eve 6, greenday, guns n roses, justin timberlake, lost prophits, mario winans, maroon 5, nickelback, red hot chilli peppers, trapt, led zepplin, aerosmith, eagles, van halen, the doors, bob marley, queen, tom petty and the wallflowers, america, beach boys, Donovan....and a whole lot more

Movies:

MEDFORD!!!!!!!!!!

Television:

Beavis and Butthead :)

Books:

The Elegant Universe is by far the best book i have ever read, it makes you think about everything, and question the life everyone lives day to day.

Heroes:

The entire MEDFORD crew :) Crazy mofo'sAside from my parents and sister for dealing with me my whole life lol, anybody that isnt afraid to be themselves and have a good time. People that dont judge other people by the way the look, and arent afraid to say whats on their mind. My Nicole because she deals with all my shit and loves me no matter what. Most of all God....who always looks over me, my family, and everybody else in this world.

My Blog

Medford!!!

Well, some may know, there was a small group of "assholes" if you will, doing knockoff jackass stuff a while back. Well that group of assholes is back and we.. i mean they, are filming again and sctua...
Posted by Lance on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 02:51:00 PST

Assholes

So this really isnt a blog, its jut me saying that there are deuche bags all over the place. I was thinking and i realized...hey, a good portion of pople that i have met in my life, are just deuche ba...
Posted by Lance on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 06:48:00 PST

Taco Bell

Well, its official, actually....its been official a while. Im addicted to taco bell, that right, you heard, Im addicted to taco bell. Thanks.
Posted by Lance on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 07:59:00 PST

Jerkin off and poop :)

Well Id really like to know why anybody would click a blog with a subject like this, but I already know the answer. This is without a doubt a pointless blog, but for some reason I feel like writing ab...
Posted by Lance on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 03:50:00 PST

Long time no update....

I havent posted a blog in a while, so i figured i would just make a short update. Well things have been really good lately, and for the most part nothing short of perfect....i got all my wsdom teeth p...
Posted by Lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The gurl i need is.....

Well the past coupel months ive been doin a lot of thinking, about everything. One of the things I realized is that I need a gurl thats older than me, because im a little to mature for 18 and am looki...
Posted by Lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Shit is NOT so fucked up now....... :smile:

well on the bad note, i have bronchitis.....and it sucks....ive been sick as hell the past week and am just starting to get better, it was horrible....shud be better in like another week...on a better...
Posted by Lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Shit is so0o0o fucked up right now.....

So yea, shit right now in my life is so fucked up right now, it really is. So this is gunan be a blog about me explaining/bitching/w.e. you wanna call it about y i havent really been out hanging out w...
Posted by Lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Where is the gurl ive been waiting for?

So yea i never really update this whole blog thing, but right now im home doing nothing, cuz i have a cold and feel like shit....so today is a day where all i do is take hot showers, blow my nose, and...
Posted by Lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Rockin out with my pierced cock out lol

Well, as u can tell from the subject....i got a piercing lol. Ive been thinkin about it for a few months, and finally decided to do it, so i got a prince albert the day before yesterday. I got it done...
Posted by Lance on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST