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Matt Chomp

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I have eyes, a body, arms and legs, i am not a crazy potatohead thing though, I am actually a person?!?!?!!?!?!?!I once pick up a poo.......not on purpose however, i thought it was stick, how silly of a person you know as a circumcised genius.I take my tea like I take my women, up the arse!!!!!!!Oh my God......................I've got some fucking jaffa cakes in my coat pocket!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Interests

Beer, Ladies, beer, Fottball, beer, music, Beer, acting like to tosser, beer, not doing work!!

I'd like to meet:

Jeff Stelling. If my Dad wasnt so class, I'd wish Jeff Steeling was my own Dad, sorry Jeff, your only second, but still a Legend!!!!!!!!Anyone who isn't a complete moron.........they can lick behind my ears if they wanna talk!!!!!

Music:

Anything "cool" 16yrs old like, emo, rock, punk and the likes

Movies:

Anything DIE HARD!!!! any thing good, gangster, and stuff, plus anything with jessica alba!!!!! Will she except my wedding proposal?????!?!?????

Television:

Yes please

Books:

No thanks, Im lazy!!!! Put it on tv, it'll get watched!!!

Heroes:

Liono, myself, and anyone with a good beard, not as good as mine though...................that is all!!!!!