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Turd Ferguson

yeah whaddaya want

About Me

when i'm drunk i make noise, but otherwise i live quietly.

my life in a nutshell:

My Interests



environmental issues, music, tattoos, coffee, smiles, prescription sunglasses, vegan cooking (i'll outbake and outcook you, WATCH OUT), sleeping, hot tea, travel, foreign languages and cultures, laughing, reading, loving, late nights and early mornings.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

loud! haha. metal (sometimes core.. i'll admit it!). and hefner. acoustic. some old hiphop. 1960s ska and pop. 77/82 punk. oldies!. slow folky indie crapola. international. danzig (no danzig = NOT the misfits, sorry).

Movies:

i like frenchies.

Television:

tony almeida 333, forensic files, the food network, travel channel. COURT TV (every mornin', baby).

Books:

"there is both contentment and chemical energy in a peanut butter sandwich."

Heroes:

cancer survivor, risk taker, dad.
jerry moe! me and him in 1989. [ link ]

My Blog

pink panty peeler ( i am the master of alliteration )

    life is a crazy, crazy mess. when problems present themselves, and a path is chosen, it's very difficult to not take the actions subsequently undertaken by the other party involved pers...
Posted by Turd Ferguson on Wed, 29 Aug 2007 04:13:00 PST

bi zhui

so... okay. i'm here in beijing.. i've been here for a little over a week.  stuff is pretty good.. i'm borrowing an apartment in the haidian district from a student who is away for the summer.&nb...
Posted by Turd Ferguson on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 11:51:00 PST

quisiera caminar con mi propio "tapas crawl..."

i fell asleep last night watching a show called "bizarre foods" on the travel channel.  i remember seeing ads for it before (i watch passport to europe on that channel whenever it's on)...
Posted by Turd Ferguson on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 02:41:00 PST

probably.

sometimes all i want is to stay up the whole night and do nothing but listen to music. sufjan, denali, starflyer59, pedro, pierre lapointe, amy wino, psapp, zero7, numero# sont dan...
Posted by Turd Ferguson on Mon, 21 May 2007 12:43:00 PST

tom is right...

sometimes, you just gotta fuck it up. =)
Posted by Turd Ferguson on Wed, 16 May 2007 06:20:00 PST

boy, why you stressin me?

ugh! that's all i have to say about this week.  it's been a crazy seven days, and i can't say that i'll be sad to see it end and renew with sunday.  i've been working "security" at the pool ...
Posted by Turd Ferguson on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 07:53:00 PST

i wuv you.

shelledshock (4:23:44 PM): wtg larry birkhead, stfu howard k sternSilvr twilight (4:23:51 PM): IAWTCshelledshock (4:23:54 PM): hahahaha
Posted by Turd Ferguson on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 04:25:00 PST

sehsyy363ywt5251~!!!!!!!!!!!!!

UGH!  so frustrated. i tried to start up my laptop for the first time in months today, and it won't even do that!  it keeps telling me "disc read error, hit control alt delete to restart," a...
Posted by Turd Ferguson on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:00:00 PST

MARK MY WORDS, you poor unsuspecting man.

shelledshock (11:08:22 PM): he's still totally in love with me, he just doesn't know it yet.shelledshock (11:08:27 PM): we're gonna get married and have 500 babies.Silvr twilight (11:08:28 PM): s...
Posted by Turd Ferguson on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 11:11:00 PST

i'm not too proud...

to admit that i actually want to see blades of glory. i am also saddened by the fact that i could not get anyone to see reno 911 with me.  it's now playing at the dollar theater, which means i wi...
Posted by Turd Ferguson on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 07:06:00 PST