The Wisdom of Bill Watterson - CALVIN & HOBBES |
CALVIN & HOBBES QUOTES
I like maxims that don't encourage behavior modification.
Reality continues to ruin my life.
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointles...
Posted by Barrett on Thu, 10 May 2007 01:50:00 PST |
The Mind Behind George Costanza...LARRY DAVID |
Memorable Quotes from "Curb Your Enthusiasm" (2000) Donald: You know what you are? You're a self-loathing Jew. Larry David: Hey, I may loathe myself, but it has nothing to do with the fact that I'm Je...
Posted by Barrett on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 06:05:00 PST |
A Laugh Factory interview with LARRY DAVID |
Laugh Factory: I guess the first question should be why you granted us thisinterview. You're not known as someone who enjoys talking to the press.Larry David: You consider yourself the press?LF: Well,...
Posted by Barrett on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 05:57:00 PST |
The Genius of RICKY GERVAIS! |
David Brent's Office Wisdom
1. Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.2. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.3. There may be no 'I' ...
Posted by Barrett on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 06:06:00 PST |
DUMB AND DUMBER Quotes...Funny Stuff...Almost 35 Minutes of Entertainment...or $5.83!!! |
Memorable Quotes from Dumb & Dumber (1994) Lloyd: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling where I'd do anything to bone her. Harry: That's a speci...
Posted by Barrett on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 10:55:00 PST |
Mullet Haikus |
For the millions who love mullets.....MULLET HAIKUS
Shampoo stings my eyes,
&n...
Posted by Barrett on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 03:27:00 PST |
Is it the fish or the bowl??? |
Remember that time your dog ate my fish and you tried to cover it up by lying and saying I never had any fish. Then why did I have the bowl Bart?...why did I have the bowl?
Posted by Barrett on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 12:19:00 PST |
