...because its been a while |
If you're being extremely quiet what's it mean?[?]I'm thinking about something that makes my brain hurt. And then I'll start stuttering when I talk about it. [?]If someone hit you, what would you do?...
Posted by .james. on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 01:43:00 PST |
dirty pussy? |
God forbid your snatch not smell like flowers. Thank goodness we ladies now have the fabulously advertised new product called "RePhresh". Here's why this shit bothers me: a) in the commercial (suppl...
Posted by .james. on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 07:04:00 PST |
sexual anarchy. |
From the highly informative newsdesk of "Christians Unite", I give you this: (and notice how they never once write the word VAGINA)Students Reject 'V-Monologues' on Catholic Campusesby StaffFebruary 1...
Posted by .james. on Wed, 13 Feb 2008 09:36:00 PST |
using the tools. |
I love the bay area. In Berkeley:Three protesters chained themselves to the front door of the Marine recruiting office, after a City Council vote that categorizes the Marines as "unwelcome intruders"....
Posted by .james. on Sat, 02 Feb 2008 10:22:00 PST |
without laughter, there is nothing. |
Last night I had many dreams and today I remember two. When Izzy came into the bedroom to kiss me goodbye this morning, I told her, "I had a dream I won one hundred and sixty thousand dollars on a s...
Posted by .james. on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 01:31:00 PST |
wise and gassy. |
1.) If I were a doll, the accessories packaged with me would be:a tiny little notebook and a tiny little pen.2.) I have an irrational fear of:levels.3.) What type of food do you eat at your grandparen...
Posted by .james. on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 09:42:00 PST |
twenty and seven more. |
Yesterday brought: hello kitty waffles, half of which were made with olive oil (by accident, by izzy).a light chocolate pit with a huge smile. he jumped on me at the park, i gave him a treat.fancy ha...
Posted by .james. on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 08:41:00 PST |
cooking lessons. |
rule number one:if you cannot cook, don't assume you can cook more than one new thing per meal. "hey, i've never cooked fish before...why don't i try to make some biscuits too?!" no. don't do this. ho...
Posted by .james. on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 07:39:00 PST |
2007 gets kissed. goodbye. |
1. What did you do in 2007 that you'd never done before?Manhandled rimjoints.2. Did you keep your new years' resolutions, and will you make more for next year?no and yes. 3. Did anyone close to you gi...
Posted by .james. on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 02:45:00 PST |
eeny meeny miny mo. |
give you money and send you into the grocery store to pick up 5 items. You can only pick one thing from the following departments.. what is it?1. Produce ---> i've been in a pear mood lately...2. Bake...
Posted by .james. on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 08:56:00 PST |
