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Joe Cool

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About Me

I'm Joe Stubenvoll and I am a sophomore at Carthage College in Kenosha where I run Cross country and Track. I'm a hardcore distance runner so i'm lighting quick. I run pretty much all year round so i am always in shape. I love playing sports like basketball, ultimate Frisbee, soccer, football and baseball. I don't know why but everybody loves me.I'll do anything for some good homemade apple pie.
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Name: Joseph "Mother Fucking" Stubenvoll
Birthday: June 17, 1987 (Ultimate Joe Cool Day)
Birthplace: Lake Forest, IL.
Current Location: Gurnee IL.
Eye Color: Dark Blue
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'7
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right Handed
Your Heritage: Italian and German
The Shoes You Wore Today: Brooks
Your Weakness: Apple Pie and intimate conversations
Your Fears: Losing my legs, becoming slow, the m
Your Perfect Pizza: Sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Get laid,
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: LOL to Ethan minds.
Thoughts First Waking Up: How much do i have to run today
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes and my butt.
Your Bedtime: When ever the fuck i want.
Your Most Missed Memory: The good old days of St.Pats.
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds
Single or Group Dates: Group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: Never
Do you Swear: Only so that i can hear it.
Do you Sing: Only when no one is around
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: With myself
Do you want to go to College: Yes
Do you want to get Married: Yes
Do you belive in yourself: Yes
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: What kind of question is that, have you ever seen myself in short shorts.
Are you a Health Freak: Not really just make sure my legs
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes unless if i eat the apple pie without permission
Do you like Thunderstorms: Yes especially at night
Do you play an Instrument: No
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Every day
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No, unless you call going out with yourself a date.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: No
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Pie from the food court.
Ever been Drunk: I'm drunk right now.
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: No, i beat people up.
Ever Shoplifted: Porn
How do you want to Die: On my couch watching PTI with my pants off, no shirt, an empty bottle of jack daniels in my right hand, and apple pie crums all over my bodie.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Stay at home dad
What country would you most like to Visit: Austrialia or south Africa.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Brown
Favourite Hair Color: Brunette
Short or Long Hair: Medium hair
Height: does not matter
Weight: 110-120
Best Clothing Style: nothing at all or victoria secret
Number of Drugs I have taken: None and never will
Number of CDs I own: not that much i got an IPOD
Number of Piercings: None
Number of Tattoos: None yet
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret nothing
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My Interests

Running, History, eating apple pie, finding Margaritaville

I'd like to meet:

Sean Casey when he becomes a film booker,Steve Nash, Bob Marley, Jimi Hendrix, Andrew Jackson, Joe Stubenvoll, Pre, the person who has the keys to my heart, the actual Jack Daniels, Chuck Norris, Jesus, the Dude, and the brownie

Music:

Led Zepplin, the Rolling Stones, Jimi Hendrix, Bob Marley, Miles Davis, Eric Clapton, The Beatles, ACDC, Mettalica, 2Pac, Notorious BIG, Beck, Radiohead, Wilco, The Shins, Rage Against the Machine, Audioslave, Weezer, Sublime, Tom Petty, Live, The Flaming Lips, My Morning Jacket, Jimmy Buffet, The Who, Red Hot Chile Peppers, Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Queen, Queen of the Stone Age, Jack Black, Bon Jovi, Neil Young, Ben Harper, Creedence Clearwater Revival, Kid Rock, Pearl Jam, Stone Temple Pilots, Ottis Redding, Lynard Skynard, Aerosmith,Alkaline Trio, Black Eyed Peas, Bob Dylan, Bob Seger, Bruce Springsteen, Coldplay, Incubus, Iron and Wine, Jay-Z, John Coltrane, Marvin Gaye, Modest Mouse,Outkast, Pink Floyd, Richie Havens, Santana, Soundgarden, Steve Miller Band,Allman Brothers Band, the Darkness,The Strokes, Velvet Underground, White Stripes, Van Morrison, Violent Femmes , TV on the Radio, Mew,

Movies:

Lord of the Rings, The Shawshank Redemption, Gladiator, any Will Ferrel movie, Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Signs, Pulp Fiction, The Big Lebowski, School of Rock, Scarface, The Godfather series, Undercover Brother, What about bob, Lost in Translation, Indiana Jones, Heat, Collateral, Miami Vice, Fargo, O'Brother Where Art Thou, Bat Man Returns, Beautiful Mind, The Hurricane, The Departed

Television:

Cosby Show, Seinfeld, Everyone Loves Raymond, Sportcenter, Simpsons, The John Stewert Show,That 70's show, any of the CSI's, Lost, Band of Brothers, DeadWood, Entourage, Curb your Enthuisam, 24, Office, My Name is Earl, Daily Show, Colbert Report,

Books:

Anything written by Dan Brown, history books

Heroes:

Doorman Sean Casey, Steve Nash, Jack Daniels, Pre, Joe Stubenvoll, the person who created my profile Brownie

My Blog

Rules of Life Pt. 2

14. Not inviting any of the MTC members out to eat, a movie, workout, shopping, girls night out, bowling, or any thing hanging out with another MTC member. Doesn't matter if they at school a thousand ...
Posted by Joe Cool on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 07:37:00 PST

Rules of Life Part One

1. No throwing any beer can, empty or full, at a moving fan.2. Don't cause a Beer pyramid to fall.3. No bad "thats what she said" jokes4. Don't tell joe to use the Fly button while running up a Mounta...
Posted by Joe Cool on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:44:00 PST

The Beard is coming back

To all of the beard fans i am growing out the beard again which will last from Jan. 2 to about mid March. Can't wait.
Posted by Joe Cool on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 09:24:00 PST

Indoor an Outdoor

If anybody is wondering here is my indoor and outdoor track schedule.Indoor Season   Jan 6th   Alumni Meet     @     Home   11:00 AMJ...
Posted by Joe Cool on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 06:35:00 PST